Has anyone figured out DesertScrub yet?

He is just a little man who needs attention.

A lot of what he says is true. He's more in tune with stripper hoes than most on here. And he has a lot of members figured out and isn't afraid of calling them out.

"Is there a method to the madness that anyone has figured out?"

Severe, untreated schizophrenic delusions.

Has anyone NOT figured out that Icey and Elitis are the same person ?

Hi Elitis. If you've got an issue with desertscrub or something he put on one of your 3 reviews, why not take it up with him and leave the rest of us out if it?

You got about 16 comments in, they looked interesting, and then this. Contrary to the trends on the messier threads, the way to fit in around here isn't to pick random fights with other board members.

"Has anyone NOT figured out that Icey and Elitis are the same person ?" I get that we have this intriguing passtime on the boards of trying to guess who's what alter ego, but I'd rather just deal with each user by what gets posted.

Whatever brainpower I have I'd rather save for more important things like getting dancers to, um, see what happens when I think too much?

I'm not elitis. And I support desert scrub. I don't always agree with his politics but I agree with most of what he says on here.

At his age he has rare lucid moments where he seems like a reasonable person for brief periods of time. However, most of his elderly years are spent in a state of dementia where he has flashbacks to having been deceived by an advertisement for one of his local clubs. The flashbacks are seemingly triggered by any positive review of any club and send him into fits of uncontrollable rage. When this happens it is best to just ignore him like everyone else does. Eventually the nursing staff will get him back to his room where he will shove the business end of a power washer up his ass and fall asleep.

He knows more about stripper hoes and current trends than most guys on here

@Wallanon, I've got no issue with him lol. I see his comments on reviews from time to time, all saying "club ad of the day", noticed a good 20% of the time he comments anything other than that, and got curious what his deal was. Speaking of issues, what are yours with my "3 reviews"?

Desert scum should fuck off and die already, as should his supporters.

Is this guy same as SC Pandit? Another stranger

Just keep moving nothing to see here, just another wreck.

CLUB AD dag nab it !

Op you say you have no issues with him but took the time to make this thread about him.

You guys are obsessed with scrubbie

NO desert scrub has not figured it out yet.
No one could takes his comments seriously
Here's a few comments from yesterday he sounds like he's in junior high school trying to sound big. He has 100s of similar childish posts why support that?


skibum wants to fuck my mother who died of cancer 15 years ago.. i sent him a DM of the graveyard address so he can skull fuck her corpse


WHAT A GREAT MAN THIS PERSON IS....
yet he has not fucked his own wife in 10 years cause he cant find his cock on his fat ass body


you should want to be a better person, you low-life cum sucking, ball gargling retard

she died young of cancer that was genetic to her father.....
you should want to be a better person, you low-life cum sucking, ball gargling retard

can you right here and right now.. pledge to never touch your neighbors cock ever again?

CLUB AD!

The person enjoying this thread more than anyone is desertscrub.

Scrub just has an itch to rub people the ring way. No harm in that. In my f2f life I’d simply walk away if it bothered me too much.

Desert scrubs comments about skibitch are true and well deserved.

He’s on the ignore list, which is the best option.

Scrub is a gentleman and a scholar. He called out my club ad review, which made me a better person.

A better question would be "why would anyone waste their time trying to figure out desertscrub?"

'Has anyone figured out DesertScrub yet?'



Nothing to figure out, it's simple, dipshitscrub is an internet punk who talks tough online because he knows nobody can kick ass his through a phone or computer screen like they would in real life, but his real passion is his obsession of being on the receiving end of 2 wall glory holes at the truck stops along interstate 10 so he can take it down his throat and up his ass simultaneously.

The osu you just described yourself

Go fuck yourself dougster because you've proven with the fact that you're here nearly 24 hours a day nobody else is fucking you except when you're taking it up the ass while posting you whiney little bitch boi!

*** SLAM DUNKED THAT WHINEY FAGGOT ICEYDOUGSTER ***

He suckered me into a reaction as a new member first couple posts. Irked he called me shill when my posts were objective. That is his objective in part though, get you going, but now he has grown on me a bit. His shill add is a staple here and I enjoy being part of the inside joke I guess. However, I think he is slipping a bit as I recently saw him actually endorse a review as non shill when I am certain it was a shill.

I think he must work for the tourism board of some city. We just have to detect which clubs he doesn't dunk on reviews for, and see what city they're in.

If 'scrub hasn't called out your review as a "CLUB AD OR SHILL REVIEW" you obviously haven't submitted it yet...

I see the little child molester ICEE is still whining.

Scrub is… funny, obsessed with anal sex and gay anal sex in particular, articulate, scatological, creative in insults, prone to Tourette’s-like tuscl outbursts, and a fairly dedicated PL. He has a paranoid streak: he sees conspiracies where other do not. He’s actually pretty entertaining once you get past the fact that tuscl is unwelcoming to new users and that scrub is at the tip of that spear whooping about pushing your stool in.

Like everyone on an anonymous strip club board: he’s harmless.

I believe Desertscrub thinks he's actually doing us a service by calling out and insulting a first time reviewer or anyone who actually wrote too many positives about a club

So my question is has his - club ad, 100% fake review, don't go there BS comments ever influenced your decision to Not to visit a club?

Dessert-Who? Must be on my ignored list.

I want to thank Scrub for his forbearance in not using the Power Wand 9000 on me.

He is simply a Russian ambassador in training. Almost ready to graduate from TUSCL U with a degree in insultology