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12 years ago
Late night clubs in OCox cart
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12 years ago
Holiday ClubbingYes
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12 years ago
Your choice?D) Who the fuck are Paula and Jill?
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12 years ago
Meeting up with TUSCLersa crazy stalking perverts anonymous meeting
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12 years ago
Safe black strip club in east st Louis for white guyBuy a bullet proof vest like the rest
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12 years ago
breaking up, making up and ending the ATFYour wallet is happy
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12 years ago
Who's job is it to keep the conversation going?Why the talking?
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12 years ago
any good strip club between richmond and Washington?Where is Richmond?
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12 years ago
And he was in S.Florida!I mean at least 5 beers in them
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12 years ago
Holiday IsolationBut the 50 customers bringing them diamonds for xmas
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12 years ago
No keys allowed. WTF?No gum either
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12 years ago
jdoggy2nd booth from the stage
I-95 Pit Stop?Follies in Atlanta
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12 years ago
Parents Provide Strippers for 16-year-old's PartyDaddy has a boner
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12 years ago
1.3 Million for a painting of "The Manhatten Strip Club".I will urinate on it for free
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12 years ago
No keys allowed. WTF?No gum either
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12 years ago
Now this makes good sense. :)Up the nudie girls assholes again
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12 years ago
So Why Do Some Strip Clubs Have Stricter Rules Than Others?Why are some people bigger assholes than others?
same reason
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12 years ago
And he was in S.Florida!Every person in Florida drives with 5 beers in them
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12 years ago
Strip club hotlinespress "69" to have your dick sucked
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12 years ago
Here is why pool tables should not be allowed in clubs. What do you call a asshole with half a brain?
Gifted.
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What's the difference between government bonds and assholes?
Bonds Mature.
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What is the difference between a asshole and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a
fish.
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What did god say after creating assholes?
I can do better.
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Asshole husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
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Why do assholes want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
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I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or
not?" Shows. They had an asshole born with a penis and a brain.
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What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A asshole's undivided attention.
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What are two reasons why assholes don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
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How is an asshole like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many
inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover?
He knows first-hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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Why are assholes like laxatives?
They irritate the shit out of you.
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What do you call an intelligent asshole in America?
A tourist.
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Why do assholes play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
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If assholes got pregnant....
abortion would be available in convenience
stores and drive through windows.
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Why do assholes name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the
person who makes all their decisions.
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Did you hear about the asshole who won the gold medal at the
Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
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Why do assholes like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.
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How do some assholes define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
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What is gross stupidity?
144 assholes in one room.
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Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to
put in it?
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
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How many assholes does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off
and shake the stove.
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What is an asshole's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
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How do assholes sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
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Only an asshole would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
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Why did god create assholes?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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Why were assholes given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump other assholes' legs at cocktail parties.
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Two guys were strolling down the street when one guy exclaimed,
"how sad - a dead bird." The other asshole looked up and said,
"where?"
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Why does the stupid asshole put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
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12 years ago
???Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph. Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and clocked him with radar. Bob pulled over like a good citizen; recalling Rodney King and recent illegal alien incidents.
The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how fast you were going BOY?!?"
Bob thought for a second and asked, "Uhhh, over 55?"
"93mph son! 93mph in a 55 zone!"
"But if you already knew," replied Bob, "Why did you ask me?"
Ignoring Bob, the officer continued, in his normal charming fashion, "That's speeding and your getting a ticket and a fine!" The cop took a good look at the Bob and said, "You don't even look like you have a job! Why,... I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!"
Bob recanted, "I've got a job! I have a good, well paying job!"
The cop leaned in the window, and with the smell of day old donuts on his breath, said, "What kind of a job would a bum like you have?!?"
"I'm an asshole stretcher!!!" replied Bob.
"What you say, BOY?!?" asked the patrolman.
"I'm an asshole stretcher!!!"
Of course the cop asked, "What does an asshole stretcher do?"
Bob explained, " People call me up and say they want to be stretched, so I go over there and start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, and then one whole hand, then two. Then I pull them farther and farther apart until it's six feet across."
The cop, absorbed with the images in his mind, let down his guard and asked, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole ?"
Bob nonchalantly commented, "You give it a radar gun and stick it at the end of a bridge!
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12 years ago
Take the political off-topic shit elsewhere.Mine comes out brown I haven't taken a political shit in years
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12 years ago
:|Now if only I could draw an asshole
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12 years ago
TAXES and their implicationsI think this topic