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Your choice?

Nov 17, 2012, 6:03 AM
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Clubber
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OK, your three choices...

You hear that the women of the moment, Paula and Jill (picture URL's below), are featured acts at two different strip clubs at the same time. Do you:

A) Go see Paula?

B) Go see Jill?

C) DO ANYTHING else?

Paula Broadwell - news.com.au

Jill Kelley - nydailynews.com

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shadowcat

C) Stay home and watch reruns of Mayberry RFD. :)

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MADDOG_ROMEO

shadowcat, lol...

I might go see Jill....Paula - I'd rather re-arrange my sock draw

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vincemichaels

See both of them at the same time. It's easy enough to do. :) I'd fuck Jill first though.

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motorhead

Have a threesome with Jill and her twin sister while Paula watches and writes a book about it.

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carolynne

i've always had a thing for barney fife.

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jackslash

I've got better options among Detroit strippers.

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carolynne

jack, r there good upscale clubs in detroit? where the girls give good mileage? always looking for new career options.

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georgmicrodong

Jill? Really? Did I get the pictures confused somehow, 'cause Paula does it for me more than Jill does. Especially in the face.

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vincemichaels

carolynne, there are several upscale and " bluecollar " clubs in the Greater Detroit area. The Wayne County clubs (Detroit is in Wayne County, aka WC :) ) are well known to be high mileage clubs. I am a Detroit native, I know my clubs well.

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Otto22

I generally don't go see "Features" as their dancing is usually lame or gimmicky and their presence tends to piss off the other girls who lose business to the gawkers there to see the star.

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jester214

I find Paula more attractive, but Jill looks like she'd be dirtier.

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lopaw

C) Get a root canal

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motorhead

Jill looks good in a dress....probably has fake titties

Paula is a runner...could be good in the sack

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gatorfan

D) Who the fuck are Paula and Jill?

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mmdv26

First pic I've seen of Jill. I agree, the boobs are prolly fake. I'll bet she could do a spread for Playboy and get some money to help pay off her debts. If she's such a big time socialite, I'm surprised she doesn't have sugar daddies taking care of her financial needs. Maybe she is a castrating bitch. Likely too lazy and self-centered to be a stripper.

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vincemichaels

LOL, lopaw, probably the wisest choice of all.

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3LeggedMan

Go to the club that is hosting one of them and pay special attention to the house girls that are bent out of shape over the no-talent fuglies taking away their stage time.

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Tiredtraveler

I avoid women who make a career out of castrating men.

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Clubber

Tired,

So not a Hillary fan?

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sclvr5005

" I avoid women who make a career out of castrating men"

I'm sure they're devastated.

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