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Miley Cyrus Age Countdown lol

A – Miley Cyrus - Yes, she gets dirtier and dirtier the older she gets.

B – Taylor Swift - No, too lanky, bony. The dance would suck.

C – Ke$ha - Yes, she's a freak.

D – Demi Lovato - No, not my type

E – Vanessa Hudgens - Yes, hot as fuck.

F – Selena Gomez - No, not my type

I would go with Taylor Swift, except she’d probably just give you an air dance; Ke$ha would start out hot, then pass out in the middle of the song, so she’s out; I can’t tell Demi or Selena apart; can’t wait (ah, let’s check the countdown) 139 days for Miley, so all things considered, it would have to be Vanessa.

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I think my answer is obvious except hold the lap dance and let's start from this spot instead.

Definitely Vanessa, yes for Selena and Demi, but not unless they were cheap as hell for the others.

Rick,

You might have to be more specific. At least one member on this board has no clue who "that girl in your picture" is.

Ah, sorry steve. That would be Vanessa Hudgens.

Ke$ha. She has 'black light' experience...

Only know of the first two and of those, neither.

wouldn't mind busting a nut on Mileys' ass

Melon Girl

Ditto!

lol @ Justin Bieber!

You have a twisted sense of humor, steve!

I did not know who Justin Bieber was until lopaw pointed it out and I googled it. I thought it was maybe a female name of Justine, like that apple fangirl blogger iJustine (who is very hot by the way). Also just read that Justin Bieber had a rumored affair with Kim Kardashian lol.

steve what makes you think Taylor Swift would give you an air dance? those country girls are nice

Lopaw,

You might enjoy the "Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber" website:

lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com

There was a recent incident in Baltimore where the cops responded to a report that the 16 year old singer was drinking in a club. When the cops got there it turned out to be, yes, a 27 year lesbian look alike.

Sam,

Kardashian apparantly got a number of death threats from some of Bieber's crazed tween fans. I was talking about that to a couple of strippers one night. They admitted that Bieber was their "pedo-crush", then they started discussing in very graphic terms all the things they would like to do to him, lol.

Sam,

Re Taylor Swift, just playing off her public "good girl" persona.

A- once legal, Miley's a go for me

B- Taylor Swift DEFINITELY. She acts all quiet, but she seems the type like once she opens up she'll be the mother of all freaks

C- Ke$ha... fuck no.

D- Demi Lovato... ??

E- Vanessa... sure, why not

F- Selena... fine

G- he's such a pretty girl, isn't he? LOL

Picking just one from the list, I'd go with Taylor Swift because, again, I'll just bet that once you're past the demure facade and behind closed doors she'll freak like the devil.

beyonce, shakira, rhianna, shania twain

I'm with quietlion on all responses. Great minds do think alike!!

If any of those skanky Kardashian girls get their hands on Justin, he will pass directly through puberty and into adulthood--thus killing his mercifully short career path as a teeny idol.

"who would you like to get a lap dance from?"

B, C, E, and F.