Comments by hotwheels

So I went to Penthouse. The club is classy and I saw a lot of 8s and 9s and one 10. The first girl enticed me upstairs with vague promises of something more and after two dances told me it would be 300 for a BJ and 500 for more. I told her I wasn't to pay that much and she started pouting and asked for 75 for 3 songs and I told her it had only been 2 songs. I gave her 50 and blew her off and went downstairs. The rest of the night went far better but I am not sure what the rules are on this site so I am going to leave it there.

Which clubs offer high mileage?

OK I will post a review

She was an absolute perfect goddess. My condom broke so she told her mom. I think her mom was OK with it.

Janet

Please Steve if she doesn't like your company find another OTC gf. I think I am trending toward not paying anything directly to her. Most strippers I have met just don't have the resources to travel much at all and they never have so they should be thrilled to Ho somewhere new with you. But it does depend on the kind of trip you are taking. If it is a biz trip and you are going to park her at a hotel while you work then you should probably pay her directly.

They need mentors.

And I would thank her for her slutiness. So many girls are afraid to admit how much they want to get fucked. Hard.

With a condom.

Yes.

I like long legs with shape. Skinny short legs are a turnoff. Skinny legs add 10 years to a dancers age. The good thing about dancers is they all have real legs.

I don't mention it to my friends. It seems better kept private. So I go solo. Any TUSCLers in northern CA?

OK I get it now. I am a troll. ????

Tijuana might look a little dicey but it is actually pretty safe. The mayor there is bad ass and he has kept a lid on drug violence. A major misconception of Americans is that Mexico is dangerous. Mexico is dangerous for young Mexican males, not American tourists.

Nice work shadowcat! Keeping it strong at 72. Your neighbors are jealous. They might pretend otherwise but they are. Live it dude. There is absolutely no reason in the world you shouldn't be f=%÷in a stripper. It is just sex, not marriage or love or being a father or saving the world. Keep it in perspective and keep a smile on your face.

I had a high school teacher who was hot for me. I fucked her at her house. Way too much fun to tell anyone. It didn't even feel a little bit like a power play or abuse.

Yeah. Marriage can be expensive. Fortunately you don't need to get married to have hot sex. In my experience sex is hotter when you aren't married.

Gawker a misogynist is someone who hates, dislikes, or distrusts women. Your comment suggesting that strippers should marry a rich guy shows that you understand women.

I am about 50/50 on it. And I have also noticed that some girls don't like it. My ex stripper GF was not big on it, she would ask me to stop after a while. Same with an Asian girl I was with. I think the Asian girls in general are less into it.

Shadowcat. Strip club master jedi.

I am impressed at the level of conversation. Even if I am a troll. Guess I better step up and write a review. I am with dougster on this. The cell phone ruling was very encouraging. Nsa is next. As for health care. Hmm I think I will leave this topic until I am sitting at the bar in my favorite club and NOT asking for a dance. Because I am a troll. Remember?

At first they are the same. you are into hot sex with your wife and then the kids appear and the sex gets a little less interesting. And then the kids start growing up and your life gets crazy busy and your wife starts buying sex for midlife self help books and she starts bitching because you are not down licking her pussy right finally you are sleeping in separate beds and she just doesn't look good to you any more. so you go to a club and have a few discreet encounters and you feel much much better. Eventually you get tired of each other and then you can move on. that is where i am and i an TOTALLY LO0KING FORWARD TO IT Got a few vicoprofens and going to a club on Tuesday to drink and get high and grope the ladies.

Ok. I get it. I will start posting a few reviews. Does that mean I don't have to pay the $10 per month then?

Don't you guys have anything better to do than go to clubs and try to get strippers to give you their cell numbers and pay 20 bucks for a three minute lap danse. This is so lame

That's cuz I am a maroon. :) don't you get it? Maroons say stupid stuff