Comments by rattdog (page 90)

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    11 years ago
    Zipper Pain
    gotta wear the pants w/the plastic zippers on them. those metal zippers will tear your cock to shreds
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    There is never a bath room troll around when you want one.
    eh-bathroom troll would not have helped. he would have been robbed of all his colognes and nasty peppermints from that breadbasket along with his earnings that night.
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    11 years ago
    Butterflies on 39th btw 5th and 6th Ave NY. 20 years ago. Remember?
    vaguely remember the place. don't think they were open that long.
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    11 years ago
    meat of the matter
    " Remember you do not necessarily have to spend like a heavyweight, just look like one." i have a friend that looks just like the boxer bellybean-that makes him a stud by the rick system yeah?
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    One dancer that "gets it".
    hey if the girls that offer air-dances don't like the extras that are being allowed in a a club-the saying appliies to any of us who disagrees w/an employer (harassment, shitty pay, etc)-there's the fucking door.
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    11 years ago
    Favorite Basketball Players of all Time?
    bernard king
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    This is a club I'm not visiting
    slick, would the people working in that AMP get mad if you only came there for the food and not for the girls?
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    11 years ago
    In philly for cowboys game????
    we'll see if nick fowles is the real deal vs a decent team.
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    This is a club I'm not visiting
    lmao - slick that was some funny shit. once saw an escort van pass by in the street yrs ago and the name of the service weas called chop sticks. maybe there were some yung dum hos in that van?
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    11 years ago
    top black strip clubs nj
    uh how is that being racist/ignorant? if he wants to experience strictly latin n black girls - ay it's a matter of preference. my main preferences are white and latin girls. but if a lola tichina arnold lookalike was around i would be ready to pounce. mich-click onto the irvinton or paterson, nj - clubs there should have what you are looking for.
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    11 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    What's your favorite "ism"?
    orgasm
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Watered Down ?
    allucard, it's ironic how you mentioned the yr 1998-that was my best yr in regards to getting laps w/some mild extras from girls that were 8's or 9's. since then it has gradually declined to where you have to settle for a lot of 6's & 7's. if you do see an 8 (don't see 9's around anymore at the places i go to) better het that 8, and if that is good make her a CF until she eventually leaves the club. you and i know they never stay long. then afterwards you have to go on the hunt/waiting game again for that next 8 to appear.
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    11 years ago
    Dancers and the Economy
    quality is worse now. this is for all of the clubs i go to in new york and new jersey. it gradually gets worse year by year. i even heard that at some states in the south it's also the same down there. and if you do find that girl that's an 8 or 9 she won't stay at that club for long. it's just the way it is.
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    11 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    EVER HAD ONE OF THESE TYPE LAPDANCES?
    she wasn't totally nude - wearing that real flimsy g-string so 95% close to being totally nude. hey george w/my luck lately a girl who would blow me and get me off wouldn't swallow. instead she would most likely gag, hoark, and then spit the combo of my jizz and her throat gack right on to my pants. what is it w/jizz onto the pants? i mean what's wrong w/ the lapdance chair or the walls in the lapdance room? she could wipe onto that. i understand not on the dancing outfit as what people think if of the shiny glob while dancing on stage?
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    11 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    EVER HAD ONE OF THESE TYPE LAPDANCES?
    yes i do my fellow ny'er. give you a hint: it happened in one of the 9 clubs you reviewed. that thing i did with "nancy" we did that like 4-5 times until i got banned from that club for an infraction totally unrelated w/what i did w/ "nancy" and others int hat club. message me - we can share tales discreetly if you'd like.
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    11 years ago
    Clubs in northeast PA
    let's see. member since july 2013. clubs reviewed=ZERO total reviews ZERO you must be really special huh? come waltzing to this board and asking for intel w/o any of your own. ok since you feel that worthy of being in such a status i will tell you what to do. take a cab to easton, pennsylvania, the city where the easton assasin originally came from. if you don't know who the easton assasin was i'll be a nice guy and save you a step to google. the easton assasin was larry holmes, the ex-heavyweight boxing champion of the world who also used to be the sparring partner of another heavyweight champion named muhammed ali. anyway i digress. so anyway you take a cab and tell the driver to easton. then keep going until you find a hardware store. tell the driver to wait as you have to go to this hardware store and buy a battery operated drill. after making this purchase you head back to the cab and tell the driver to head to an alley w/a dumpster. once you arrive at the alley, exit from the cab and head towards the dumpster. don't forget the drill becvause that's realy important. now you take the drill from the bag and turn it on. then place the drill onto the dumpster and drill a decent size hole say the size 2 u.s. quarter coins. then unzip your fly, place your pecker through the hole and fuck the goddamn shit outta that dumpster!!!! keep punping it until you cum inside that dumpster you cum dumpster you!!!! if you do the above you are indeed special as that's never ever before in all of civilization's time been done by anyone.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    NYC 2AMer
    haven't been to this place in about 2 yrs now. actually was thinking about heading over there this friday to check out the talent - well now after reading this i've reconsidered and will venture on another endeavor. thanks shadow for the update.
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    11 years ago
    Pick up Regular women at bars?
    guys-u should already by now know this: most women who go in groups to bars don't go there to hook up. they go so they can goof on other people.
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    11 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    im a bad guy now !!!
    my russian friend and i had a wager on a horse named vice on ice. friend tells me he fucked a girl out in the woods on the snow in the freezing russian cold.
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    11 years ago
    Clubs in the top 100 with over 1,000 reviews
    been to #'s21, 96, & 97. dying to go to #3 and have to schedule a trip to dalas one day. i second what shadow posted-playhouse has turned tamer during the last couple of years. 5-10 yrs ago oh yeah real good times were being had. PP not worth going imho-only 2-3 girls i liked in my last trip there over a yr ago. one of those 3 i got 3 times. rest of the other girls i wouldn't even consider paying 2 4 30 deal.
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    11 years ago
    ime
    Fuck Joe Biden
    Gross Things in Lap Dances your stories
    i kinda see where estafador is coming from. it would be a waste of time for someone real dark-skinned to go for a tan. but then again the argument could then go to: so then it would be a waste if a dark skinned girl goes to the beach on a hot sunny day? dan: just curious-where was the turd dangling from-the g-string or from her a-hole? either way i'm guessing she rushed her deuce in the john as she was probably announced by the dj that she was next on stage.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Yesterday was the 10th annivarsy of John Wayne Bobbitt's separation from his pen
    when the police had to located the cock out from the field, wondered what exactly went down. so if you're the police and you find it, do you radio "calling for backup?" also what is exactly the process as to which cop is the one that has to pick up the cock from the field, wrap it up up and hold it while on the way to the hospital?
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    11 years ago
    How often do you feel not that thrilled with visiting a strip club and just stay
    sometimes i'm not in the mood. same girls-no new ones in weeks. admission. nothing to do in the club except watch something on the tv. so instead of going to the club i'd spend my cash over at an off-track betting outlet. if i won i made the right move. if i lost guess i shouda gotten the dance from one of the 6.5-7 rated girls i was sick n tired of.
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    11 years ago
    OT:Belmont Stakes
    i too had golden soul-absolutely a pc. of shit!!! no excuses-horse shoulda been mowing down those tired horses in the stretch. this year's 3 year olds mostly garbage.
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    11 years ago
    mjpenn07
    California
    Advice on Extras?
    i say NEVER ask. like wise ol shadowcat says push the limits as far as you can. if she goes to that limit where she is giving you a handy or more then you both have established a real good understanding as to what is to be expected on a repeat visit or more thereafter. does not work all the time but i've had more success than failure. if you ask you will pay more-my objective is to get more w/o paying more.