Gross Things in Lap Dances your stories

6/23/2013 6:32:32 PM

I am sure this thread is a mistake but curiosity has gotten the best of me. But i will start it off.

I got a few lapdances from a dancer who was noticeably newly tanned, didn't think much of it. Then upon standing up to leave the LD couch room i noticed tons of white specks on my black shirt highlighted by the black light. I then looked at the dancers back and noticed the white specks were from her back peeling while giving me dances. This skeeved me out like it was some 110 Lb snake shedding its skin on me.

What gross stuff has happened to you guys? Let the stories begin.

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cky2k827

12 years ago

Many years ago at I club I used to visit a lot I was getting a dance and when the girl stood up and bent over in front of me she her tampon string was hanging out with blood all over it.Some blood also got on my pants.I stopped after the one dance,paid and ran out.it was disgusting.I've heard that most dancers cut or tuck the string.guess she didn't get the memo

PredragDr

California

12 years ago

Not exactly in the act of a literal lap dance, but the following two separate instances in the club:
- During DATY, got a piece of tissue in my mouth
- She started her period during FS. It was quite messy to say the least.

Club_Goer_Seattle

Seattle, Washington

12 years ago

I wore a light blue polo shirt once while getting several lap dances with one dancer. After the dances I went to the restroom and noticed the front of my shirt was completely covered in her make-up that rubbed off of her. It washed out okay. That's the worst that's ever happened to me. I've thought I few times I might lose a shirt button in a dancer's mesh costume, but it never happend. Nothing ever happened related to dancer hygiene.

Alucard

12 years ago

More than once I've encountered VERY poor pussy hygiene, like rancid tuna fish!

bang69

North Carolina

12 years ago

I've seen bloody tampon strings hanging down from nude dancers

boogieknight369

Michigan

12 years ago

Spitting my cum out directly onto the floor.

Alucard

12 years ago

"Spitting my cum out directly onto the floor."

IMO that's MORE annoying than gross.

shadowcat

Atlanta suburb

12 years ago

Wanting to kiss with a mouth full of my cum. :)

Alucard

12 years ago

^^^ Swallowing & then Locker room freshening up including oral care takes care of that. BUT with the great fear of kissing exhibited here...

ilbbaicnl

12 years ago

Pepperoni breath, not so terrible, but very common for some reason.

Sperrz

Arizona

12 years ago

This happened in a nude club (several years ago). As part of her "routine", the dancer turned her backside towards me and then bent over forward (after having removed her thong). When her butt was right in front of my face, she farted.
Paid and left.

Papi_Chulo

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

12 years ago

Iâ€™m not too finicky at all.

That I can recall the worse thing about a dancer was heavy coffee breath (guess she was trying to stay awake) and pot breath.

samsung1

Ohio

12 years ago

Akron Ohio has had a lot of skanky dances. I am not too picky when I go to Akron because the table dances are only $5/song. Hard to say no to that low of a price. Unfortunately I have run into a lot of nasty dancers and couldn't wait for the song to end. I once ended the song early and paid her the $5. She got offended and had the bouncer kick me out. Now I just tough it out and wait until the song ends.

Alucard

12 years ago

^^^I guess you didn't run out of the club fast enough. Any bruises from the Bouncer?

crazyjoe

Colorado

12 years ago

I had a waitress at a regular resturaunt say she used to be a dancer and she took her friend out to a nude strip club for his 18 b day. She bought him a lap dance and the dancer put her head in his lap and fliped upside down with her pussy in his face. He felt some irritation in his eye right away. His eye got worse as the night went on so he went to the doctor the next day to have it checked out. He had a crab in his eye!

carmelcd

12 years ago

All nude private dance. Dancer, with her ass in my face bends over, a bloody anus about two inches from my mouth. I pushed her away and told she was bleeding from her ass; she said, her last private had paid extra for backdoor fs.

SlickSpic

12 years ago

My favorite pair if white linen pants had spots of blood from a dancer. I mess those slacks. Never wear white to the sc.

DandyDan

North Iowa

12 years ago

I have had three bloody tampon string stories that I can tell. I believe those were all newbies. I don't know why they just don't take that time of the month off. It would seem safer than a potential accident. Then again, they probably need the money. But the worst was a dangling turd. That is one of the very few dancers I ever paid her off before the song was over.

Tiredtraveler

Solo PL

12 years ago

The most recent was in the Nude room at a club the dancers are right up close and a dancer turned around pulled down her thong and her inner labia had white stuff all over it. I backed off I did not know whether it was toilet paper or something else. The other girl on stage told her about it and she then proceeded up to the mirror sat down in front of it and cleaned herself on stage.

gawker

Older than dirt

12 years ago

They're all human and run the range from good to bad. I was driving a stripper to a hotel and she snorted a line of coke as we were driving. She then said pops, leaned into my backseat and puked an awful brown liquid all over the floor of the car.

magicrat

North Carolina

12 years ago

I think carmelcd's experience is the winner(?) here!

23cambyman

12 years ago

These stories are hilarious! I love carmel and dandydans the best

Estafador

BIG APPLE

12 years ago

ewwww, this thread is literally making my stomach churn. Makes me want to do strip clubs less and less (or at the very least with white girls)

ime

Fuck Joe Biden

12 years ago

@Estefador - dude you must just hate white girls I don't see any reference to the race of the dancers in the story. I was unaware that black or hispanic stripprrs don't have periods, do drugs, get ass fucked, and that was exclusive to white girls.

shadowcat

Atlanta suburb

12 years ago

I have to agree with ime.

Estafador

BIG APPLE

12 years ago

what black girl gets a fucking tan? or to be less racial, what natural dark skinned chick gets a tan

Estafador

BIG APPLE

12 years ago

if they do, they need some serious fucking help.

shadowcat

Atlanta suburb

12 years ago

Estafador - Why do black women bleach their skin?

ime

Fuck Joe Biden

12 years ago

That was one example, and one of the least gross things from most of the stories. I highly doubt every story was about the same girl. I don't want to insult your intelligence but i'm not sure that's possible

ime

Fuck Joe Biden

12 years ago

Maybe intelligence is wrong word, but you post some ignorant shit

Estafador

BIG APPLE

12 years ago

I was only referring to the tanning thing. I've seen bitches spit my cum on the ground.

Estafador

BIG APPLE

12 years ago

Black women bleach their skin because their sad and are accustomed to assimilation.

Papi_Chulo

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

12 years ago

â€œâ€¦ He had a crab in his eye â€¦â€

This is the one that did it for me

ime

Fuck Joe Biden

12 years ago

I guess you can get an STD from just a LD

rattdog

New York

12 years ago

i kinda see where estafador is coming from. it would be a waste of time for someone real dark-skinned to go for a tan. but then again the argument could then go to: so then it would be a waste if a dark skinned girl goes to the beach on a hot sunny day?

dan: just curious-where was the turd dangling from-the g-string or from her a-hole? either way i'm guessing she rushed her deuce in the john as she was probably announced by the dj that she was next on stage.

xxxrated

California

12 years ago

I remember during one lap dance stripper removed her panties and it was just a rancid smell like she was on her period. kind of spoiled the dance.

DandyDan

North Iowa

12 years ago

@rattdog-
From the a-hole. I would have to think that would burn after a certain point.

SlickSpic

12 years ago

Unless your spray on tan or bleaching cream is staining clothes or other mishaps are happening, who cares whether black chicks lighten their skin or white girls get tans. Personal freedom trumps your personal taste. As long as their freedom encroaches on yours, who cares.

dallas702

Wandering

12 years ago

Years ago a couple of women friends would often go with me to my marina. While I worked on my boat, they absorbed the sun. While I sailed, they stretched out on deck in swimsuits. I was occasionally called on to add oil to their backs.

Both women were black (actually two different shades of light brown) and both absolutely loved tanning. Anyone could tell the difference between untanned and tanned. One of them spent too much time in the sun one day and burned so bad she later peeled - that was creepy looking!

SlickSpic

12 years ago

It's funny how black BrasileÃ±as go to the beach and layout in the sun while black Dominicanas will go to the beach but chill underneath the palapa.

Estafador

BIG APPLE

12 years ago

It blows my load...err mind. That one.

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