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Comments by rattdog (page 5)

  • discussion comment
    3 months ago
    rattdog
    New York
    COMIC-CON-POTENTIAL MONGERING FUN?
    after viewing the below clip i have concluded that my idea is not worthy of future consideration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rkIIL6R9Ks
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    3 months ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    Has another customer tried to interfere when you're with a dancer?
    ^same here. it was the least i could do. one of the hottest girls i've ever seen anywhere, whether a sex worker or civvy. i did hog and hold her at the bar easily for over an hour for free. she got my money later that evening. became my new fave for the next 3-4 weeks until she quit the club.
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    3 months ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    Your favorite non PL thing to do
    gambling for sure. horse racing at saratoga during the day followed by baseball at night. and nfl on sundays just 5-6 weeks away.
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    3 months ago
    Thinking back on summer memories and times of days gone by
    mantle, mays and snider? really mudd? let me shave many years off for you., how about bonds, sosa and mcgwire?
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    3 months ago
    Club Managers...STOP hiring Fat Hoes and tatted hoes.
    ^a round of applause to you. finally someone who gets it. the gradual decline in girl quality imho began maybe around 2005. gong back 7 years ago my fave of 5-6 months had tats all over the place. she even had a tat of a big motor engine from her shoulder to the elbow. currently it's 2024 and i can barely find one i look forward to seeing on a regular basis, unless i book a flight to say florida. and with my luck the picking in florida will probably suck too.
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    3 months ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    George Carlin: the best ever
    carlin may have been at his prime as a comedian during the last ten years of his life. what he said back then were very much on the mark of what's been happening the last few years. too bad he's not around anymore, the plethora of material he could have been covering. i miss this guy a lot.
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    3 months ago
    Are posters compensating for something?
    the only baader i know of is the the baseball player. take out one of the a's from the last name and that's the guy who played with the cardinals, yankees and is now with the mets. far left millitants-ok thanks-i learned something new today. leaving that tip makes these guys feel like the girls will respect and appreciate them more, they have every right as that's their $$$. but whether those girls will openly admit it or not they are most likely thinking most of these guys are stupid ass simps. i'd rather spend that tip money on a hero or a burrito.
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    3 months ago
    Hank Moody
    I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
    Paris Olympics 2024
    clark and a few others should be on that female olympic squad. i'd root for the men's squad if lebron wasn't on it. why this sentiment? i can't stand his game. -practicing the masterful art of flopping -4-5 step travels that the refs never call -constant complaints of being fouled -not running back on defense -hauling more 3 pt line bricks did i leave anything else out?
  • discussion comment
    3 months ago
    Auto-Reject reviews
    "Every now and then I’ll drop a ‘club ad’ in the comments" at this moment a new star is born. desertscrub just may be flattered.
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    3 months ago
    Book Guy
    I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
    They're all just too fat!
    works both ways. you guys can't stand the fat/phat thick girls. i get it - it's not what y'all would consider to be the norm of what you've always been into. and if you find these types of girls revolting that's fine. but then there's guys like me, who are in a huge minority. we are just not into spinners or average built girls. case in point: years back friend and i went to titillations iin nj. it's a club 100% consisting of spinners/average body types. i left the bar area where my friend was at and went to the pool tables for the next hour. i felt strong revulsion for those girls, even for those with the 8-9 faces. if i'm ever hanging out with one of you guys and the girl that you consider to be a pig comes up to you just say nah go to him-point to me. yeah if the face and body are at the levels virgo peridot ,bebe rexha or haleigh cox i'll be more than happy to explore.
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    3 months ago
    Waterpark/Amusement Park Reccomendations
    the only recommendation i have regarding amusement parks is a 2020 documentary class action park. on his podcast comedian jim florentine mentioned that one his friends went down a waterslide into the landing pool. the guy then decided to pull his pants down and took a shit. action park had to shut down the ride to cleanse the scene.
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    3 months ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Denise Richards' Fun Bags
    well whether fake or not i'm sure charlie sheen had many good times jizzing all over them.
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    3 months ago
    Transgender Dancers?
    not willing to accept this bullshit. why should i accept a group that would not accept my choices? especially a group of people that refuses to accept their biological status?
  • article comment
    3 months ago
    RonJax2
    Strip Club Connoisseur
    A Monger's Guide to Spanish, 2nd Edition
    this is a highly valuable guide nowadays. most of the strip clubs have mostly latinas working in them now (thank the lord for this) as the number of english speaking dancers born and raised here are gradually decreasing each passing year. so now is the perfect time to be brushing up on the spanish language.
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    3 months ago
    Biggest Simp stories in the Strip Club
    tipton31, shit!!! if a girl gave me a blowie that made me get off in less than 2 songs then fuck the extra 25 bucks. what an asshole!!! question: if he worked with you at that sheriff's office then wouldn't he have been given a badge of some sort? unless he was like a janitor or something leo unrelated. he could have just flashed the badge and the girl would probably not had the manager involved.
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    3 months ago
    BabyDoc
    Wayfaring Stranger
    Joke Time
    same here. never heard those before, good stuff doc ok i'll take a shot. here's an original i made up a while ago. amnesia. a roommate was helping me recover by having me look at the 3 pictures posted on my bedroom wall. who's the first pic? roommate: why that would be your favorite rockstar. second pic? roommate: that would be your favorite porn star. you know-the girl you jerk off to all the time? third pic is a mugshot of some dude. and who is this? roommate: that guy? why he's the guy that the cops caught jerking off to you while staring at you through the window. after hearing that i passed out, bonked my head and now i've recovered and remember everything.
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    3 months ago
    Biggest Simp stories in the Strip Club
    this $1200 guy. just wondering how does he get along with the women at work? regular bars? the idea of paying that type of money for one session with a girl for any reason was and will never considered at any point of my life. i don't know your co-worker. he could be a swell guy. bur based from what i just read i fucking hate that guy!!! what was the movie they were watching?
  • discussion comment
    3 months ago
    rattdog
    New York
    THOUGHTS ON THE RUSSIAN GIRLS?
    aww dude. if that girl is from ukraine it's highly advised that you refrain from even asking if she's russian. happened to me at work. they get pissed at that type of shit. even if they speak russian. unless of course of you like look seeing looks of death.
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    3 months ago
    Givemegothgirls
    Milf lover and newbie nerd
    Pros and cons of the Cuban invasion?
    i've seen a few walking videos in cuba. it really is a complete shithole. there were hardly any pretty ones. makes sense. girl knows she looks good, and uses that to further herself away from a life of extreme poverty and misery. result: she's somewhere in the states as a dancer or regular civvy, enjoying an upgrade of living conditions.
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    3 months ago
    Honestly just bring back the mafia
    25, if you say it was ok back in your day i'll take your word for it. but i passed by there by subway once to see an old fave at a bronx club. after that visit i told her from now on i'll meet you at any other club but not that one.
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    3 months ago
    Honestly just bring back the mafia
    ahh the mob tax-something a business owner would have to pay in order to do business in the area. 3 guys come in and suggest you should make contributions to an organization of the mob's choosing. so basically just paying the same guys your $$$ to not throw rocks through the window or break in and bat everything inside to smithereens.
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    3 months ago
    Honestly just bring back the mafia
    the mob.... sure they provide some positive value - entertainment wise. i get lots of hard laughs here and there whenever i would watch those franzese or sammy youtube podcasts. and of course those sopranos brief clips. the comments section below each of those clips are comedic gold!!! yeah sure the old people would be protected by the mob, but only if they were considered "one of their own." if not considered as such then they would be fucked. if you were a kid or young adult before say 1995 and was walking around in those mafia areas (e.g bath ave, 86th st as prime brooklyn examples) and one the mob members or young wannabes had you targeted for whatever stupid reason (the way you look, the way you spoke, etc) they would fuck you up. even if you lived there it would not matter. but yeah definitely get you grandma outta da bronx-75% of that area is just pure shit. and if you live in the part of the 25% area you have to pass through a lot of shit areas just to get home. dude one of the bronx train stations is named gun hill road!!!
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    3 months ago
    blockbird
    Maryland
    At what point do you become too old for clubbing?
    too old to be strip clubbing? too old to enjoy younger girls? some examples. belichik, jagger and deniro. banging and even knocking up ones that are 1/4 or 1/3 their present age. i dunno - do they think they're too old?
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    3 months ago
    what do younger customers want?
    so you're seeking some type of positive validation from the 40 and under crowd. girl you have to grow out of this way of thinking, accept the brutal reality and just move on. the time used on worrying about this shit is going to wind up being heavily wasted. and you're i believe in your 20's right? if i had received similar advice during my 20's it would have served me real well. you seem to already know you smv, just accept it and go and build off on that,
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    3 months ago
    rattdog
    New York
    VERY HAIRY GIRL
    yep. i saw that mutant at the roosevelt ave 74 st station located in queens, ny.