NYC club recommendations

Also looking for good two-way contact lap dances.

Try Gallaghers in Queens.

Go to NJ , Manhattan sucks

I agree with Buck...but I'm trying to be a bit nicer these days, and avoid replying with either "club when you return home" or hop on a train/bus/plane, and head to another city...which are my common responses to this type of question in strip club deserts such as NYC. Paterson NJ has many options, but requires Uber upon arrival, as none (as far as I know) are an easy walk from a train station.

Nick - I saw your reviews are for Philly clubs. If you're from Philly, have some fun when you return, as Philly is among the top SCing cities. If you were merely visiting Philly, then I suppose you're out of luck.

The only nude club in NYC is the Show Palace in Long Island City (Queens). All the other clubs converted to topless with alcohol years ago so they could sell those $20 single shot drinks, lol. Heck the only reason that Show Palace is still nude is because the city won't grant them a liquor license, lol.

IMO your best bet is Show Palace or Gallagher's. But as others have said, this is all relative. NYC clubs suck. They are expensive and the hustle factor is very high, in part because the girls often start their shifts $150-200+ in the hole due to house fees and expected tipouts. Tbh I don't bother to club in NYC anymore when I'm visiting because my options are so much better elsewhere.

@funonthaside - I do live in Philly, so I will just wait and go to the clubs I like here.

new to the hobby i see. once you get your first big O from a dancer your life will fucking change my man.

heed the above-nyc is fucking dead. i was at gallaghers yesterday. my time there-let's just say my time would have been better off walking back and forth the roosevelt ave stroll. even if there are leo's all over the place.

Depends on budget, goals for visiting, taste of ladies, and willingness to travel.

1. Best Talent with Sky High VIP that "Pays off": Flashdancers (downtown preferred)
2. Great Talent with Solid Two Way Contact: Ricks
3. Only Nude Option in NYC: Show Palace but no alcohol
4. Best Value in NYC but Role of the Dice on Talent for a Sunday Night: Gallaghers2000
5. Paterson AKA Club Capitol of the Tristate: Roxxies (for EE and all-American types) and Johnny's Hitching (more diverse, but BBL types in day and EE at night)

Feel free to DM with questions

===> "1. Best Talent with Sky High VIP that "Pays off": Flashdancers (downtown preferred)"

Sure, if you want to pay well north of $2,000, including tip to her.

Idk. Maybe I've been down here too long in India, er, I mean N. FL., lol. But I just can't wrap my arms around paying that kind of money for a single nut. At a certain point it's no longer about whether I can, but whether I should.

Which club if hotness alone is the goal?

EE is Eastern European but I’m blanking on BBL ? Something Something Latino?

Right, NYC is expensive but one of the few places where lappers are still $20 and don't buy what a girl tells you about her charging more (I'm looking at you VIVID). VIP seems a typical at $800 an hour though there may be shorter times for less. I've been told things are less stringent in there but I've never partaken. I always wary of hidden charges. I didn't know Show Palace was the only nude club. Fairly convenient though from Manhattan by subway to Queens Boro Plaza. It's also been one of the locations of choice for a Strip Club in NYC in TV and Movies. Watch out for the hustlers, always get a good bit of chat and you'll get a fine dance. Flashdancers (both locations) and Rick's are my faves but each can be a hit or miss. In before 8p at either Flashdancers location is only a $10 cover. There's places on the far west side of Manhattan too but I never venture that far over. Read a few reviews though of each place you might be interested in. If your roaming the streets near some clubs, they might have guys handing out free passes.

If Rick tells you clubbing in nyc isn’t worth it, you know its the truth.
The good news though is nyc has some of the best escort options around

BBL = Brazilian Butt Lift .... essentially an ass' equivalent to a boob job. It makes an ass disproportionally large.

gallaghers have become super trash. don't support them.

Is Paterson safe? The last time I went there like 10 years ago, it was pretty ghetto. Also, talent was terrible, and I didn't see any EEs. I assume that's all changed?

If you just want to get one way $20 dances with a hot chick, if that's cool with you, yeah do Manhattan. You'll have can have fun with that.

But don't go into these VIP's. Ain't nothing but a set up. Unless you really can trust a girl and got a rapport but if you just in for the weekend, that shit ain't happening. Listen to @rickdugan who has experience in them.