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15 years ago
I have several stalker stories.
I used to work at a hotel, across from a strip joint with a reputation. With that said:
1) One night I spotted a cop car in one of our entrances, parked in a most curious way. In Texas, private property owners have more rights than one would think, so I walked over and asked what he was doing. His reply, "I'm waiting for some of the girls to leave. Some of them have warrants and I can bargain that into something."
My creep o meter went off and I asked "What's your badge number?" He floored it and never came back again.
2) I spotted a black pickup pull into a spot where he could watch the club. My intuition is pretty good about some things. I pulled my gun, but kept it neatly tucked out of sight ( the hotel didn't require a uniform). I approached his window and asked what he was doing. He said "I'm vice and I'm watching the club." I asked for his identification. He pulled out his wallet and in a half second flashed a badge (it was pinned in there like he was an impersonator), closing the wallet immediately and putting it away. In a stern voice, I said "You're on private property, if you're vice, you're required to show me your identification and show me a warrant."
He started the truck and pulled slowly back. He started to turn, but then angled as if he was trying to get an angle on me as he reached into his seat. I drew down on him as I ducked behind a car. He floored it and headed for an exit. He stopped briefly, looking at me. I pulled the hammer back, I wanted to make the shot count.
The security guard across the street, watching the whole thing, got a shot off at him. He floored it and pulled into the street, fishtailing to throw off our aim. We both ran into the street, in case he decided to double back, he didn't.
3) One of my duties was to document the cars and their license plates on a map. If I positioned my golf cart just right, I could get 15-20 in one fell swoop.
One night, I was in position, but was having trouble with a Lincoln Towncar, because it sat so low to the ground. I had my flashlight tucked into my armpit and I was leaning over to see the plate. Just then, the flashlight swiveled, it's beam shooting into the Lincoln's interior. I heard a scream, the likes of which I'd never heard in my life (I've seen combat).
In a quarter second, the mind kicks into hyperdrive and survival mode. My first thought was that a girl in the car had just been stabbed by a rapist. My second thought was that the rapist also had a gun.
I was moving, rolling to my right. I dropped the flashlight, but picked it up as drew my weapon (a .357). Assuming firing position, I focused on the driver's side, aiming mmy flashlight and gun. "LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS" I screamed, and twice for good measure.
I advanced on the driver's side to see a tiny asian man behind the wheel. He was struggling to pull up his zipper. With eyes as big as a saucer, he said "No shoot, no shoot, I go."
The massive shot of adrenaline kept me from laughing for about a half hour.
discussion comment
15 years ago
Oh yeah, she;s going to want to know most of all if you're emotionally intimate with the strippers-that would hurt more than the physical aspect, so....
1) Everytime you go, you're with a different stripper. You have never seen the same stripper twice.
2) Stippers are dumb and you chat about the weather, current local events, and what type of drinks you prefer.
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15 years ago
She knows dude, someone ratted you out, plus, her female intuition is pegged. Those comments were verbal minefields she was laying out. Your best chance is to arrange counseling for the two of you, at which point you come clean about the clubs, but make her and the counselor think the lappers are all air.
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15 years ago
In Houston, it's mostly transvestites who do this kind of thing. They want to suck your dick, but they already have one. Some of them are damn fine looking.
It's just too risky. Weapons were mentioned, but don't forget that the person grasping your dick is a guy, has a guy's strength, and has the advantage because your guard is down.
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15 years ago
Having a good time in a strip by the knowing involves:
1) Use cash only
2) Stick to a budget
3) NEVER use their ATM
4) I always drink soda, and soda only in a club. I'm driving home.
With that said:
Back in the mid 90's, when was working at a hotel, I was approached by a pair of guests who wanted a good strip club experience, but weren't looking for take out, or even high mileage. Rick's was the premier place at the time, so I gave them directions.
When they got back, after only two hours, one of them pointed at me and said "YOU ASSHOLE" !!!
Turned out these two knuckleheads had put 1,500.00 each on their credit cards and didn't know how they were going to explain it to their wives.
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15 years ago
1) This guy must have a great lawyer
2) The jury is having trouble with the way the law is written
3) The DA did a sloppy job with voir dire and let at least one old woman on the jury (weird fact-70 year old women don't like to convict a 30-50 year old man-of anything).
4) All of the above
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15 years ago
Strippers come and go as groups for some clubs. They migrate for reasons I don't fully understand.
Case in point, back in 04, I went to glamour gals one nite with a friend. I was low in cash and the place was hopping with thick bodied latinas. There was a waitress I would've paid $$$ to get private with her. Anyway, went back about six months later and the girls (including the waittress) had moved on.
Houston Dolls-from 04 to late last year, whenever I went, it was an easy place to get extras. Last week, on a new visit, lots of fresh faces and no extras to be had.
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15 years ago
Dick,
Either you're playing us as some kind of joke,
or you haven't read a newspaper (the front section-not just sports) in twenty years.
1) Downs syndrome hapens when a mother takes asprin during pregnancy. The child is severely impaired. No surgery will cure it.
2) Sudan is involved in a long bloody civil war.
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15 years ago
If you can write a check for 50k and not bat an eye, go for it.
However, it sounds like you're being played. She'll take the money and for her own reasons, not feel like paying it back. A year ago I "loaned" 100 bucks (no biggee) to a onetime ATF. Not only did she not pay it back, she's now preggers with the child of a guy who hasn't worked for 6 months. I'll never see it again.
My OTC Gal very nearly took over my bank accounts, but I caught her game before serious damage happened. I thank God daily that she's out of my life.
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15 years ago
Fourteen months ago, I very nearly sold a script on this very same subject. People who read my story were either very taken with it, or they didn't think it would happen, however, this is the future.
Consider, housewives didn't shave their legs until Paris hookers took up the habit. Wives/girlfriends started shaving their snatch after strippers and porn stars did. Right now, American women are demanding and obsessed with control, but once they realize that for under 10k, they're losing their meal ticket to a robot, they'll change their ways, or live alone forever.
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15 years ago
Having been victimized by a drunk driver (he smashed my rare and limited edition luxury vehicle), I agree with deogol.
I don't think he should've resigned, but I also feel the disorderly charge was way too easy on him, way too easy-he got off light.
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15 years ago
Part of the attraction of the upscale apartment complex is that "you need a code to get in. It's a secure area, not a place where you'd be looking for such things to take place," Pederson said. "There is no reason for anyone to believe anything is wrong."
Let's see, consenting adults, no one being bothered. The prostitutes were established US citizens, exercising free will, WTF is the problem here?
Oh yeah, confiscation. The city is running low on tax revenue, so take away money from someone who isn't bothering anyone.
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15 years ago
For those not clear on Marvin Zindler:
He was a Houston celeb for twenty some years. Among the duties at his last job was to air the restaurants, every Friday, that failed the city inspections.
He caused the "Best Little WhoreHouse in Texas" to be closed. When Dom DeLuise played him, it was a case of the celeb being less flashy than the person portrayed.
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15 years ago
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popCleverly disguised as a responsible adult
SC asked:The video says that is tequila and perfume mixed. Do you drink it or wear it?
Better known as "cooze", it's been known to leave snail trails on bedsheets and banisters and can lead to highly toxic intoxication. The downsides of this intoxication can lead to depleted bank accounts and broken homes. The only known cure is to enroll in mitciv's holier than thou course.
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15 years ago
New item for OTC "overnite bag"- small caliber handgun. I'll put it alongside my condoms and toothpaste.
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15 years ago
All I need to know is-do the strippers from Yemen have exploding breasts, or will the explosion come from another body part?
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15 years ago
At St. James-Good two way contact YMMV, some girls deliver extras
Houston Dolls-Good two way contact. YMWV, used to be easy to get extras there, not so at the moment.
Fantasy North-I am told it's a bordello and some guys are getting laid for as cheap as 20 bucks. YMWV
discussion comment
15 years ago
Whenever I go to one club at 249/Greens road there always seems to be a manly dancer aggressively putting the moves on. Seems like all of them come from Brazil.
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15 years ago
"Ever wonder how the local TV news station always seems to have a camera crew outside the club when it gets busted?"
Can't speak for San Antonio, but until the mid 1990's, the Houston Fox station had a half hour (nightly) news segment called "City Under Siege". That segment was pure 100% cheerleading for cops. It gave the Fox station an in with the cops till the mid part of this past decade.
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15 years ago
Now revealed because I'm in the clear, the girl from my Trip With the Stripper article plus my OTC Gal of 2009.
Real name Jill, dancer name Allure. Aged 25, black female, 5'4" barefoot, thin build, but great ass. Butterfly tat on small of back and another butterfly on inner right thigh near butt cheek. Dragon tat on left ankle. Works primarily at St. James but will pop up from time to time at Mirage, High Rollers, and Moulin Rouge. Favorite drink is Washington Apple.
Like ghetto dancers, likes to do that lapper of routine of ass in the face, jerking the butt cheek thing. Definite ROB all the way around. Avoid at all costs.
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15 years ago
In Europe, nudity is no biggee, but in the US, it's an absolute tabboo. With that said, American's biggest concern with the scanners is that they will appear to be naked, and someone will see, ooh, GASP !! OH MY !!
Thing is,how many thousands of people go through just one airport gate on a given day? Believe me, for any guard looking at a scanner, the thrill will be gone after the third or fourth person. Doctors get absolutely no thrill at looking at naked people, and there are places that doctors would prefer not to place their fingers.
And guys, does every woman in a club give you a woody? Every woman? Come on.
I grew up in a house so screwed up about nudity that you dressed in a closet, but after a year in the military, it was no biggee to me that people saw me naked and often. If you want to travel safely, letting a scanner shoot it's electrons through you is no big deal. People need to grow up, or prepare to fly naked.
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15 years ago
There are some communities deadset against strip clubs, be it topless or nude. With that said, there is very little that law enforcement can do on private property, unless it's invited. So, would customers be willing to "apply" to a club, with a background check, excluding LE personnel? If there was a strict door policy, there's little to nothing LE could do.
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15 years ago
I lost my virginity in a truly unique experience-it's a bittersweet story. I posted it asking if *****, or anybody knowing her to contact me.
Although I first posted the story (on a popular site) nearly five years ago, the only nibble I had was from a nearly convincing fake. I have had a lot of feedback on it, but I'm going to leave it up in case ***** stumbles across it.
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15 years ago
Last week, She checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony -- a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... you get the picture. She figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"
He says, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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A husband and wife are shopping in their
local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up
a case of Budweiser and puts it in their
cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the
wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he
replies..
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands
the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar
of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the
husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look
beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and
it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a
husband down."
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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15 years ago
I've had a first responder certification for 35 years now. A few times I've worked ambulance crew. Add to that that I have several nurses in the family. With that being said, gay guys are forever shoving foreign objects up their ass. Although I haven't personally seen it, I've been in the ER exchanging gossip with nurses chuckling about some guy with a bottle, light bulb, or live animal up their butt.