Cop resigns after he left beat to see dwarf porn star

Guess he was a lttle distracted.

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"

A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I`m Turner Brown.” The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.” The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.”

I'd go see Bridgett or Twidget.

I think I saw her in Detroit, several years ago at a dive called Cliub Venus. The bar isn't anywhere near as classy as Mons Venus down in Miami, but you can get anything you want, in fact you can get several things you don't want, if you don't wear a condom. Club Venus used to have Porn Stars come in on tour and do shows. I think this babe was one of them.

"Shastany said at least five officers alerted the administration of Bennett’s trip to the club."

Geez. What did he do to piss *them* off enough to rat on him, rather than giving him the usual coverup?

this sounds like it would be an episode of Reno 911!

When I went to Alex's, there was a patrol car outside the club around-about closing time. I thought that it was there to make sure things didn't get out of hand after the club closed. The club already pats down & wands everyone that goes into the club. The cop should have tried to swing that beat that night.

I've had one former ATF that was only 4'10", which is just on the cusp of being a little person I guess, and I knew another dancer that was only 4'11". Both had big tits & were great in the sack too...lol...