"Tall Glass of Water"

Well, in the SC environment, "Dumber than a rock." comes to mind. Mind you, no matter the appearance of any dancer, the above may fit.

She is not my cup of tea.

"I wouldn't bang her with your dick" comes to mind.

"Butterface" comes in handy as well.

I've heard "I have warrants" a couple of times. Haven't figured out what I'm supposed to make of it or how I should respond.

I second with Prim0 - butterface is common for columbus strippers

"I have warrants"

Maybe she's one of those Stripper investment advisors, and has some Goldman Sachs warants to sell you?

butterface = horse face

split tail (self evident)

stink finger (third base)

Suzy Rottencrotch

puta (dumb bitch), panocha (pussy), pinche (tight pussy)

Where'd this topic go from terms of endearment (a phrase for a hot girl) to the phrases describing ugly girls?!

Well, here's another ... you've heard of Cougars (older woman attractive to younger guys)... how about Bengals (nice uniform, but ugly helmet - translated, nice body, ugly face)

Lol! Wikileaks supposedly has 5GB of material from a former Bank of America exec they've been holding for a year. When it finally goes public, will it make strippers more honorable then white collar execs in banking?

Strippers are already "more honorable [than] white collar execs in banking."

Dudester says: [ignore]Posted: 11/30/10

puta (dumb bitch), panocha (pussy), pinche (tight pussy)

Dudester...sounds like you're hispanic...probably mexican or hang out with a lot of them. Just a guess.