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"Tall Glass of Water"

I heard a guy with a thick Southern accent use this expression the other night to describe a particularly sultry, leggy dancer on stage, which made me smile.

Any other expressions you've heard or use?

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Clubber

Well, in the SC environment, "Dumber than a rock." comes to mind. Mind you, no matter the appearance of any dancer, the above may fit.

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shadowcat

She is not my cup of tea.

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Prim0

"I wouldn't bang her with your dick" comes to mind.

"Butterface" comes in handy as well.

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CTQWERTY

I've heard "I have warrants" a couple of times. Haven't figured out what I'm supposed to make of it or how I should respond.

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samsung1

I second with Prim0 - butterface is common for columbus strippers

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steve229

"I have warrants"

Maybe she's one of those Stripper investment advisors, and has some Goldman Sachs warants to sell you?

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Dudester

butterface = horse face

split tail (self evident)

stink finger (third base)

Suzy Rottencrotch

puta (dumb bitch), panocha (pussy), pinche (tight pussy)

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DougS

Where'd this topic go from terms of endearment (a phrase for a hot girl) to the phrases describing ugly girls?!

Well, here's another ... you've heard of Cougars (older woman attractive to younger guys)... how about Bengals (nice uniform, but ugly helmet - translated, nice body, ugly face)

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CTQWERTY

Lol! Wikileaks supposedly has 5GB of material from a former Bank of America exec they've been holding for a year. When it finally goes public, will it make strippers more honorable then white collar execs in banking?

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georgmicrodong

Strippers are already "more honorable [than] white collar execs in banking."

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Prim0

Dudester says:
[ignore]Posted: 11/30/10

puta (dumb bitch), panocha (pussy), pinche (tight pussy)

Dudester...sounds like you're hispanic...probably mexican or hang out with a lot of them. Just a guess.

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