Jennifer Lopez used to flash her crotch a lot

Jennifer Lopez is trying to stop the release of 21 hours worth of footage which shows her flashing her vagina along with other “deviant behavior.” The tapes were shot during her short marriage to Ojai Noa, a Cuban immigrant, chef and model (uh huh, sure).

“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britany Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past,” said Ed Meyer, a rep for Lopez's ex-hubby.

“This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.”

The tape does not contain full-on sex, but is said to grant a revealing glimpse of the singer, including her with “no underwear” and “vagina in plain view”, RadarOnline.com has learned.

In a document filed in California Court of Appeal on November 17, Meyer said: “In Noa's Home Videos, Lopez displays deviant behavior by consensually exposing her genital area in public, however, Noa & Meyer have never ever intended to market this and the many other racy, damaging & expositive scenes from the Home Videos. It must also be stated that in Noa's Home Videos, Lopez gives her full consent to Noa taping her.”

Before becoming an uptight diva, Jennifer used to be fun. She was Paris Hilton before Paris Hilton. She should let these guys release the footage. That way she can show she wasn't always a humorless shrew. It might even get people to stop making fun of her! (No, not really. It's just my trick to see her vaj from when she was hot. But don't tell her. Heh heh heh.)

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