Advice Needed
I met this sweet girl who's not really a stripper but has no choice but to dance. The reasons why are a little fuzzy, something about a sick mother and starving orphaned nieces and oh yeah, her brother was kidnapped by Somali pirates. Obviously she desperately needs the money but I don't want her to have to strip for a bunch of old perverts. She said that for $600 a day she could stop but since she works seven days a week that adds up to more than I have. I could move my own widowed mother to a cheaper hospital in Tijuana and sell her wedding ring but would it be enough? You know how greedy Somali pirates can be.Anyway, please get back to me soonest as the bank opens at 9. ThnxOne more thing. If I do help her, should I ask her out to dinner or would that be too forward of me?
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last commentLOL...yet another example of why I love this site! Thanks GSW
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huh? is there sarcasm in this thread?
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Why don't you sell a kidney? Or your liver? I'm sure the girl will appreciate your sacrifice.
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What jack said, perhaps you should sell your house and car and live in a van down by the river.
Welcome back dick. Missed you.
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Thanks Jack. Took your advice and sold a kidney. She knew a doctor who came right over and did it at my house. He was much better than the doctor who took out the other one last year. She didn’t want to take the money but I insisted. Of course she’s going to be busy with her pirate negotiations but promised to call. She said that “Maybe we can do lunch.†I knew she was different from all the others and I really think it’s going to work out this time. Anyway, thanks again.And Dudester, I’ll try to be a little less subtle if I ever attempt sarcasm in the future.
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agree with prim!
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wow. Gotta love Dickjohnson
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