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  My plans for 2020

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  How do you know when you're bad at sex?

  Q. How do you know when you're bad at sex? A. When your blow up doll hangs herself....
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  Shout it out!

  Last month my buddy Jim came running out of the room with tears running down his face, shouting "It's a boy! It's a boy!" We're never going back to that Thai strip club again....
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  A local grade school teacher was arrested for prostitution.

  A local grade school teacher was arrested for prostitution. I was really surprised. I've known her for 6 years. I had no idea she was a teacher....
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  A New Year's Resolution

  I flagged down a dancer and said, "Hey, sweet tits, what's your New Year's resolution?" She said, "Fuck you." I'm pretty excited about next year....
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  Now that Christmas is over

  Now that Christmas is over, if you sit in a stranger's lap and ask for stuff, you're just a whore....
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  Trampolines

  Trampolines They used to call them jumpolines until I gave one to my ATF for Christmas....
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  Las Vegas mother upset by tents provided to homeless by local gentleman's club

  That's real Christmas spirit--being upset because tents provided to the homeless have an "immoral" logo instead of homelessness itself. https://www.ktnv.com/news/las-vegas-mother-upset-by-tents-provided-to-homeless-by-local-gentlemans-club...
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  What is a better Christmas present for a stripper than Elf on the Shelf?

  Q. What is a better Christmas present for a stripper than Elf on the Shelf? A. Whore on the Floor....
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  Man and woman convicted in 2012 drugging and rape of dancer at strip club

  "A man and a woman have been convicted of aggravated sexual assault and related charges in a 2012 case in which prosecutors say an exotic dancer was drugged and raped in a Passaic strip...
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  Why is Santa not worried about banging strippers without a condom?

  Q. Why is Santa not worried about banging strippers without a condom? A. Because he only comes once a year and then it's down the chimney....
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  Why is a Christmas tree like a stripper?

  Q. Why is a Christmas tree like a stripper? A. Because it's only a matter of time before it dies and leaves needles all over the floor....
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  Strip clubs are getting a high tech overhaul, but will it be enough to save them

  "While most of the erotic world has hurdled into the future in recent years — with innovations like smart toys, virtual reality porn, and even high-tech condoms — one type of adult business has...
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  How 61-year-old Madonna's new dancer beau, 25, is the latest in a long line

  It's strange for a 61-year-old woman to have a 25-year-old boyfriend. Of course, it's all right for me to bang a 21-year-old stripper. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7796905/Madonnas-dancer-beau-follows-long-line-toyboy-lovers.html...
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  A stripper bought a Christmas tree.

  A stripper bought a Christmas tree. The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?" The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."...
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  Turvo co-founder stripped of job over strip club expenses

  What's the use of being a tech CEO if you can't charge your strip club expenses to the company? https://www.freightwaves.com/news/turvo-co-founder-stripped-of-job-over-strip-club-expenses...
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  Why was the stripper's boyfriend waiting in the emergency room?

  Q. Why was the stripper's boyfriend waiting in the emergency room? A. He had taken his dishwasher in for repairs....
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  What do strippers and my glasses have in common?

  Q. What do strippers and my glasses have in common? A. I like them sitting on my face....
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  What's the worst thing to say when you're out on a date with a dominatrix?

  Q. What's the worst thing to say when you're out on a date with a dominatrix? A. "I think it's time to hit the sack."...
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  Officer suspended after botched domestic violence call at strip club involving S

  San Antonio police have a lot of problems involving strip clubs. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2019/12/11/officer-suspended-after-botched-domestic-violence-call-at-strip-club-involving-sapd-detective/...
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  What are the 3 unwritten rules of strip clubbing?

  Q. What are the 3 unwritten rules of strip clubbing? A. 1. 2. 3....
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  Strip club on Detroit's southwest side robbed of more than 10,000 dollars

  Charmed (formerly Chix on Dix) was broken into and robbed of $10,000. I'm shocked. How could that club ever make $10,000? https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/633553...
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  Ex-Stripper Murders 'Sugar Daddy'

  I wonder if I should re-evaluate my relationships with strippers. "When Michael McNew met exotic dancer Jennifer Morrissey at a strip club in 2013, the two quickly struck up a bond, despite their 30-year age...
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  What should you do if a stripper pulls a knife on you?

  Q. What should you do if a stripper pulls a knife on you? A. Pull out two slices of bread. Her womanly instincts will take over and she'll make you a sandwich....
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  Ice-addicted stripper, 26, pleads guilty to trafficking meth after giving birth

  I get the feeling that Australia is the Florida of the British Commonwealth. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7768429/Ice-addicted-stripper-26-pleads-guilty-trafficking-meth-giving-birth-bars.html...
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  I asked this Muslim stripper if she wanted to get stoned.

  I asked this Muslim stripper if she wanted to get stoned. I never saw a girl run away so fast....
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  Bourbon St. strip club owner booked with raping child at business

  https://www.fox8live.com/2019/12/05/bourbon-st-strip-club-owner-booked-with-raping-child-business/...
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  What is the best thing about a stripper with no legs?

  Q. What is the best thing about a stripper with no legs? A. She can't run away....
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  Stripper ‘had sex with boyfriend’s son before chopping his head off and then tex

  I hope I never encounter a stripper like this. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10485405/stripper-sex-boyfriend-son-chops-head-off/...
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  Is the American strip club dying out?

  "Faced with changing attitudes, tightening regulations and a booming online pornography industry, strip clubs are closing across the US. " https://stockdailydish.com/is-the-american-strip-club-dying-out/...
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  Why should you call a stripper with no legs "Cigarette"?

  Q. Why should you call a stripper with no legs "Cigarette"? A. Because you take her outside for a drag....
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  Where do you find a stripper with no legs?

  Q. Where do you find a stripper with no legs? A. Right where you left her....
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  Jeffrey Epstein and his girlfriend

  One day last year Jeffrey Epstein came home to his Manhattan townhouse and found his girlfriend packing her bags. "Where are you going?" asked Epstein. His girlfriend replied, "I'm leaving you. I just learned that...
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  Strippers allegedly used sex toy on Hunter Biden at NYC’s Hustler Club

  "That same night, a worker had to be sent out to purchase a dildo so the gals could use it on Hunter, sources said." Keeping it classy. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/27/strippers-used-sex-toy-on-hunter-biden-at-nycs-hustler-club-sources/...
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  Hunter Biden’s ‘baby mama’ Lunden Roberts was stripper at club he frequented

  I've never knocked up a stripper--as far as I know. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/27/hunter-bidens-lunden-roberts-was-stripper-at-club-he-frequented/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20191127&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8423035-711691148...
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  Cops rescue robber who stole $1 bills from topless stripper, led them on wild ch

  This story would make a good movie. "A screaming, bloodied stripper running topless through the street sparked a bizarre rescue mission — for her accused robber, who was left desperately clinging to the East River...
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  Drugs in car? Driver blames strippers

  I've had strippers with drugs in my car--weed, cocaine, heroin. The only thing I've used with them is weed. https://www.pjstar.com/news/20191126/drugs-in-car-driver-blames-strippers...
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  Hunter Biden suspected of smoking crack in DC strip club’s VIP room

  I've never smoked crack in the VIP room but my ATF did. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/26/hunter-biden-suspected-of-smoking-crack-in-dc-strip-clubs-vip-room/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20191126&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8420718-711691148...
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  Ex-stripper claims Prince Andrew 'Motorboated her Breasts' at Epstein Party

  Keeping it classy for the Royal Family. https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/24/ex-stripper-claims-prince-andrew-motorboated-breasts-epsteins-party-11208527/...
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  A puzzling question

  There are 3.5 billion women on the planet. So why are there still dirty dishes in my sink?...
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  17-year-old at strip club

  "He walked into a strip club and and saw her — his 17-year-old daughter. " On the positive side, she was there as a customer, not a dancer. https://wsvn.com/news/help-me-howard/17-year-old-at-strip-club/...
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  Gentrification Inside the Club and Out: How Stigma and Respectability Are Impact

  It seems to me that gentrification is hurting strip clubs in the Detroit area. Many want to "clean up" areas by shutting strip clubs down. https://www.autostraddle.com/gentrification-inside-the-club-and-out-how-stigma-and-respectability-are-impacting-the-sex-industry/...
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  Stiletto-shaped bathtub, lavish amenities highlight Jupiter chateau

  Alan Markovitz, the Detroit strip club owner, has a house for sale. https://valliantnews.com/2019/11/17/stiletto-shaped-bathtub-lavish-amenities-highlight-jupiter-chateau/...
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  UK media: Prince Andrew’s sex claims rebuttal a PR disaster

  Prince Andrew agreed to a TV interview to try to explain his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile, and to deny he slept with Epstein's underage sex slave. I have not seen the...
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  2 shot, 1 killed outside strip club

  Club Venus is on Michigan Avenue on the west side of Detroit. This is a bad area with a lot of crime and drug use. My ATF worked in this club for...
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  Iowa man accused of opening fire in strip club lot after debit card rejected for

  Don't reject my debit card! https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending-now/iowa-man-accused-of-opening-fire-in-strip-club-lot-after-debit-card-rejected-for-private-dance/1009312312...
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  South Florida man linked to wide-ranging sex trafficking ring

  "A third woman came forward in September, claiming she traveled from Fort Lauderdale with several of Foster's girls to engage in sex at various strip clubs in the Detroit area." https://www.local10.com/news/crime/south-florida-man-linked-to-wide-ranging-sex-trafficking-ring...
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  He went to buy cocaine and Molly. While he was gone, they stole his guns

  "While an Islamorada man went to a strip club to buy cocaine and Molly one night last month, two men he knew burglarized his house and stole six guns" You can buy drugs in strip...