A stripper bought a Christmas tree.
The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?"
The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."
A stripper bought a Christmas tree.
The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?"
The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."
jackslash, some are hits, others are not. Keep 'em coming though !
Thanks for sharing!
Why are there angels on top of Christmas trees? Santa was having a rough night -- elves were on strike, he was 3 hours late already. Little angel says, "Santa santa, what should I do with this Christmas tree in the corner here???." And that, little children is why ...
Iβm still pining for good jokes.
Ouch
lol
Lol! That's a good joke!
I'm sure dancers have given that reply at least once!
I mean, I'd TOTALLY put it up myself ... if it weren't for DIY, sometimes nothing would get done! πβ€π
^^^^^ EndlessSummer, where ever you are, the local TUSCL members should be taking better care of you!
:) :) :)
SJG
Groan! Fir gosh sakes, I wish you'd spruce up your jokes a bit.... π