A stripper bought a Christmas tree.
The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?"
The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."
A stripper bought a Christmas tree.
The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?"
The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."
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last commentGroan! Fir gosh sakes, I wish you'd spruce up your jokes a bit.... 😉
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jackslash, some are hits, others are not. Keep 'em coming though !
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Thanks for sharing!
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Why are there angels on top of Christmas trees? Santa was having a rough night -- elves were on strike, he was 3 hours late already. Little angel says, "Santa santa, what should I do with this Christmas tree in the corner here???." And that, little children is why ...
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I’m still pining for good jokes.
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Ouch
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lol
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Lol! That's a good joke!
I'm sure dancers have given that reply at least once!
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I mean, I'd TOTALLY put it up myself ... if it weren't for DIY, sometimes nothing would get done! 😉❤🔆
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^^^^^ EndlessSummer, where ever you are, the local TUSCL members should be taking better care of you!
:) :) :)
SJG
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