A stripper bought a Christmas tree.

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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
A stripper bought a Christmas tree.

The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?"

The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."

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ATACdawg
5 years ago
Groan! Fir gosh sakes, I wish you'd spruce up your jokes a bit.... 😉
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Warrior15
5 years ago
jackslash, some are hits, others are not. Keep 'em coming though !
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BocaOnt2019
5 years ago
Thanks for sharing!
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loper
5 years ago
Why are there angels on top of Christmas trees? Santa was having a rough night -- elves were on strike, he was 3 hours late already. Little angel says, "Santa santa, what should I do with this Christmas tree in the corner here???." And that, little children is why ...
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gawker
5 years ago
I’m still pining for good jokes.
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gSteph
5 years ago
Ouch
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Muddy
5 years ago
lol
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
Lol! That's a good joke!

I'm sure dancers have given that reply at least once!
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EndlessSummer
5 years ago
I mean, I'd TOTALLY put it up myself ... if it weren't for DIY, sometimes nothing would get done! 😉❤🔆
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
^^^^^ EndlessSummer, where ever you are, the local TUSCL members should be taking better care of you!

:) :) :)

SJG
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