Discussions by jackslash (page 71)

This is an interesting story with a connection to a Detroit strip club. 'On June 19, 1982, a Chinese American man named Vincent Chin went with friends to a strip club in Detroit to celebrate...

According to Science, women should perform fellatio at least twice a day. The world has become a better place since I changed my name to Science....

Good ruling. But the program will probably be out of money before strip clubs apply. https://www.courthousenews.com/judge-clears-paycheck-protection-loans-for-wisconsin-strip-clubs/...

Should I host a stripper house party while the clubs are closed? Cover charge $50. Valet parking $10. Beer $10 (beer bucket of 5 for $60). Hard liquor $20....

A drive-thru strip club with food. It looks like driving into a car wash. https://nypost.com/2020/04/28/food-2-go-go-oregon-strip-club-brings-burlesque-to-coronavirus-carry-out/...

Some things don't change in 3000 years. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4677 https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4678...

Demon Time is a network of digital strip clubs on Instagram. https://www.complex.com/life/demon-time-instagram-strip-clubs-explained...

Justin shows he's a good guy by making these donations. I'm going to forgive him for stealing Kate Upton from me. https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/mlb/tigers/2020/04/17/heartbroken-detroit-ex-tiger-justin-verlander-donating-masks-shields-meals/5153586002/?fbclid=IwAR35wY9HjKEpWWYiPqjFn_5KHy2Utfg23tvfPWeoAeDa354tbsEBP2yZpwc...

I'm not going to an Instagram strip club. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/10/style/justin-laboy-instagram-strip-clubs-live.html...

Notice: This is not a stripper joke or a dirty joke. Sorry. It's the best I've got. A linguist dies. At his funeral, an academic colleague asks his widow, "Can I...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n32YYJW9y64...

https://abc3340.com/news/offbeat/florida-woman-charged-with-putting-porn-in-easter-eggs...

"StripTipz is a mobile app that allows dancers to accept tips via their smartphone or mobile device. Dancers set up an account with their dancer profile and attach it to their banking source. Then...

Now the extortionist is suing the victim. https://heavy.com/sports/2020/04/dana-white-sex-tape-extortion-victim/...

Online sex work is not easy https://www.insidehook.com/article/internet/can-strippers-sex-workers-survive-online...

I don't like to brag about being ahead of my time, but people have been asking me to wear a mask in public for years....

A silver lining is that the CARES Act (Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and. Economic Security Act) allows independent contractors to receive unemployment. I wonder if any dancers on here have tried to apply. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/04/01/coronavirus-news-nevada-unemployed-sex-workers-covid-19-closures/5109268002/...

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pole+dancers+during+quarantine...

Unfair restrictions by narrow-minded hypocrites. https://reason.com/2020/04/01/u-s-sex-workers-and-prurient-businesses-explicitly-excluded-from-covid-19-disaster-loans/...

Detroit-Area Strip Club Re-Opens The Detroit News March 31, 2020 A Detroit-area strip club has been permitted to re-open today, only two weeks after all Michigan bars and restaurants were ordered to close...

Who would have guessed that "Stay the fuck away from me" would be something you would want to hear?...

One LA strip club stayed open despite the orders, and customers flocked to it. Brave or stupid? https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-27/strip-club-pressured-into-coronavirus-compliance-shut-downs...

This should get Wall Street back on track. https://nypost.com/2020/03/26/nude-woman-ignores-coronavirus-warnings-to-straddle-charging-bull/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20200327&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8725665-711691148...

My 4-night stay in Frankfurt, Germany, has been canceled. Both FKK Sharks and FKK Oase are closed until further notice....

With the shut down of non-essential businesses to slow the spread of coronavirus, some states have designated gun stores as essential while others have not. Michigan, I'm happy to say, has deemed gun...

I visited my friend and his wife. They said, "Make yourself at home." I threw them out because I don't like visitors....

They said a mask and gloves was all you needed to go to the grocery store. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on....

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q Why...

Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough....

As a public service, I'm posting this video on how long to wash your hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA...

Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex? A. She'll call you from a motel....

Life without love is meaningless. Love without life is necrophilia....

Due to the advice to stay at home during the coronavirus pandemic, I'll only be telling inside jokes....

The clubs are closed. When I invited a stripper over for OTC, this is how she showed up. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4288...

No customers is a problem for any business. https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/elgin-courier-news/ct-ecn-elgin-blackjacks-gentlemens-club-closing-coronavirus-st-0320-20200319-avzreadwsvegba2xvmy7ytvacy-story.html...

The Flight Club announces it will be closed for several weeks. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4285...

“There were people doing lap dances,” Elorza said, telling reporters what police observed at the Wonderland Gentlemen’s Club. “I can’t think of anything more irresponsible at a time like this.” But it's the most fun...

I read that some young people are referring to the coronavirus as the "boomer remover." Although I'm a boomer myself, I find this kind of funny. Funny but mean. The mortality...

Somehow I doubt the accuracy of this story. https://upnewsinfo.com/2020/03/17/man-gets-coronavirus-after-atlanta-lapdance-all-strip-clubs-closed/...

The effect of coronavirus on Las Vegas strippers. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8117537/Exotic-dancers-struggling-Las-Vegas-workers-wake-coronavirus.html...

"Gov. Gretchen Whitmer announced on FOX 2 she'll be issuing an order later today that will temporarily shut down all bars and restaurants, to take effect at 3 p.m. Monday." I assume strip clubs will...

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lap-dancing-club-offering-coronavirus-21696247...

Michigan white trash don't care about them coronaviruses: "A caravan of party buses packed with St. Patrick’s revelers set out from Taylor for a strip of bars in Corktown Sunday, where hundreds from across metro...

https://nypost.com/2020/03/14/business-booming-for-cam-girls-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20200315&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8691817-711691148...

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/otilliasteadman/coronavirus-sex-workers...

A coronavirus pandemic. A plague of locusts in East Africa. If any zombie strippers show up at the club, I'm outa here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekh3hsLpuSI...

I have a few questions for our dancers about the coronavirus inpact: 1. Are you seeing fewer customers at the clubs? 2. Are you making less money? 3. Are you worried about catching the...

The man was “angry about losing money to the dancers and wanted to find out where they were.” Don't go to strip clubs if you don't want to lose money. And a BB rifle?...