Joke

Notice: This is not a stripper joke or a dirty joke. Sorry. It's the best I've got.

A linguist dies. At his funeral, an academic colleague asks his widow, "Can I say a word?"
The widow replies, "Of course."
The colleague stands up and says "Plethora." Then he sits back down.
The widow turns to him in tears and says, "Thank you. That means a lot."