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Q. What's the difference between strip club customers and eggs? A. Eggs get laid.

"Once she saw the amount of money she could make with a stripping job, she messaged the prison after her 4 am shift at the club saying that she had resigned. “This is definitely more lucrative. I wasn’t on the…

Let this be your lesson in how to make it rain. http://www.tsmplug.com/boxing/video-american-boxer-adrien-broner-throws-heaps-of-money-on-strippers-at-miami-nightclub/

Q. What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say? A. "I'll take English Literature for $1000, Alex."

Q. What do you call a stripper with no clitoris? A. It doesn't matter. She won't come anyway.

Q. Why are strippers like clouds? A. Eventually they go away and it's a nice day.

Q. Why are strippers like rocks? A. You skip the flat ones.

https://variety.com/2018/tv/news/harlan-ellison-dead-dies-star-trek-1202861048/

Q. What did the leper say to the stripper? A. "Keep the tip."

http://www.citypages.com/news/last-call-at-bjs-a-last-of-its-kind-minneapolis-strip-club/486605261

Q. Why is a postage stamp like a stripper's pussy? A. You have to pay for it before you lick it.

"Investigators found crimes of prostitution, drug trafficking and illegal use of food stamps at the strip club. A judge later ordered the Harem to be shut down. The attorney for Clay spoke on her behalf, saying Clay is an addict…