Posts by jackslash

I had vowed to myself not to post any more Stormy Daniels stories, but this one is worth reading. https://www.washingtonian.com/2018/07/10/my-night-with-stormy-daniels/

Q. What can a stripper do to prevent domestic violence? A. Shut the fuck up.

Technology will kill us all. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5937087/Video-footage-captures-awkward-moment-furious-woman-catches-boyfriend-strip-club.html

Q. When a stripper gets married, why does her fiance insist she wear white? A. He wants his dishwasher to match his stove and refrigerator.

Q. Why is porn better than strippers? A. You can put porn on mute.

The club is Big Earl's Goldmine, which has to be one of the best strip club names. A good place for gold diggers. https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2018/07/07/stormy-daniels-des-moines-iowa-big-earls-goldmine-strip-club-donald-trump/761390002/

Q. What did the dentist say when he examined a stripper? A. "You have the nicest set of teeth I could ever hope to come across."

He's not the only one making fun of Cleveland strip clubs. http://www.cleveland19.com/story/38588073/tosho-makes-fun-of-cleveland-strip-club

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and a Porsche? A. You wouldn't lend your Porsche out to a friend.

She looks like wife material to me. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5924333/Former-escort-Gabi-Grecko-says-shes-inspired-Cardi-B-launches-rap-career.html

Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a strip club customer? A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and the wind? A. Some days the wind doesn't blow.