Posts by jackslash

"Two Yonkers firefighters were caught on tape doling out two beatings — one at a popular bar and the other outside a strip club in the Westchester County city, authorities said." https://www.firehouse.com/careers-education/news/21022579/yonkers-ny-firefighters-beating-caught-on-video-arrest-rory-dolan-bar

Q. What's silver and tight and looks good on a stripper? A. Handcuffs. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Don't attack Asians like Nicespice and Mamisan. https://www.comicsands.com/oregon-stripper-racist-asian-rant-2604900308.html

I deplore stripper-on-stripper violence. https://nypost.com/2018/09/14/evil-game-lands-stripper-her-second-arrest-of-the-day/

I will check out this claim when I go to London next month. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6167729/This-Morning-Mother-lifts-tin-beans-jar-Marmite-vagina.html?ito=social-facebook

Q. If a stripper tells you that the square root of 72 is 8, why is she wrong? A. She's a woman. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

$10.5 million. But Chicago clubs are basically worthless. http://www.chicagobusiness.com/commercial-real-estate/how-much-strip-joint-worth-vips-owner-finds-out

Q. What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper? A. I don't have a Maserati in my garage. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. If a stripper keeps coming out of your bedroom and bitching at you, what did you do wrong? A. You made her chain too long. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

There once was a man named Sweeney. Who spilled some gin on his weenie. That being uncouth, He added vermouth, So his stripper could sip a martini.

Q. Why are strippers like hurricanes? A. When they arrive they're all wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

A documentary about your ATF? https://www.broadwayworld.com/las-vegas/article/The-Old-Stripper-Wins-Top-Film-Honors-In-Las-Vegas-20180910