Posts by jackslash

"A South Carolina math teacher is accused of lowering a student’s grade because he stopped having sex with her." This would be a great excuse to use when your parents wanted to know why you got a C in Trigonometry. https://nypost.com/2018/09/25/teacher-accused-of-dropping-students-grades-because-they-stopped-having-sex/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20180925&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-7330815-711691148

Q. What is the smartest thing that ever came out of a stripper's mouth? A. Stephen Hawking's dick. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. What is the best thing that ever came out of a stripper's mouth? A. My dick. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. Why are strippers like carpets? A. First you lay them and then you walk all over them. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex? A. She'll call you from a motel. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. What should you do if your favorite stripper starts smoking? A. Slow down and use some lubricant. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Ads attack candidate because "in the late 1990s, Davis was caught at a strip club in Coffeyville, Kansas, during a police raid." I better re-think my plans for running for the US Senate. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/09/19/kansas-house-candidate-paul-davis-subject-new-attack-for-his-history-with-strip-clubs.html

Q. How can you tell that a stripper is planning for her future? A. She buys two bottles of tequila. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

"DEIDRE SAYS: It is an exploitative industry and I hope you are realistic enough to realise that girl pressured you to have sex not because she fancied you but simply because she needs the money." I say, "Fuck off, Deidre.…

Q . How can you tell if a stripper is dead? A. She smells the same but she doesn't drink as much. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. What did the stripper say when she was asked why she stayed with her abusive boyfriend? A. Beats me. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q . Why do creepy old perverts always sit in the front row in strip clubs? A. We have poor eyesight. NOTICE: NO PLS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.