Posts by jackslash

Q. What can a stripper do to make you feel like a man? A. Your laundry.

Q Are strippers job creators? A Yes. They’re responsible for boob jobs and blow jobs.

As soon as I walked into the club, a hot blonde dancer I hadn't seen in months grabbed me and greeted me effusively. I did not mind at all. We sat at a table near the stage and…

Q Have you ever figured out what a stripper wants? A Yes. But then she changed her mind.

Q. Why can't a stripper find men who are sensitive, caring and attractive? A They already have boyfriends.

Is it a crime to shoot rappers? https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Two-men-found-dead-in-car-in-west-Houston-13424248.php

Q. What is a stripper's best pole trick? A. Swallowing it.

Douchebags online are threatening to report sex workers to IRS. This will drive our favorite strippers, models and party girls off social media. I have known some strippers who underreport their income (or don't report it at all). However,…

You can die in Afghanistan but you can't party in strip clubs. https://www.armytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2018/11/27/a-strip-tease-army-tells-recruiters-to-stay-away-from-erotic-dance-clubs/

Q Why do little girls whine? A They're practicing to be strippers.

I would pay $1.4 million to get rid of the state of Oklahoma. https://www.tulsaworld.com/news/state/an-oklahoma-town-wanted-a-strip-club-with-sex-and/article_a8603e47-5a89-5e8e-a1cf-f7bbfc68b1db.html

Q When does a stripper consider a man well-hung? A When she can't slip her finger in between his neck and the noose.