Posts by jackslash

Q. What does a stripper consider long and hard? A. First grade.

Some radio stations have stopped playing the Christmas classic "Baby, It's Cold Outside" because listeners felt the lyrics were about date rape. So here is the new PC version that should offend no one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJB9GP5gyAw

Q. Why do strippers like lightning more than their boyfriends? A. They know they're unlikely to get struck by lightning.

Q If a tree in a forest falls and crushes a stripper, does she make a sound? A What the hell is she doing out of the strip club?

Q. What is an Amish stripper's best dance move? A. She takes off her apron.

Q. Why so you feel so strongly against battered strippers? A. I like to eat mine plain.

I favor legalization, although I only smoke weed when I'm with a stripper who's smoking. Today in Michigan you can posses marijuana if you're 21. Regulations concerning the sale of weed still have to be developed.…

Q Why does a stripper's husband call her his better half? A Because she better half the dinner on the table when he gets home.

I have never been there, but it sounds like a fun place. https://www.riverfronttimes.com/musicblog/2018/12/04/roxys-strip-club-in-brooklyn-illinois-has-closed

Q. Why are strippers like refrigerators? A. They look good on the outside, and even though they're cold on the inside you still want to put your meat in them.

Q. What's the problem with a stripper marrying another woman? A. Who will make the sandwiches?

A dancer disrespected me bigly, which is not something that should be done to a respectable citizen like me. This incident occurred 4 years ago, but I have been too angry to tell the tale before. Only now…