Posts by jackslash

This is carrying monkey business too far. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6430317/The-orangutan-sex-slave-forced-work-BROTHEL.html

Q What the most useless thing in a stripper's home? A Her boyfriend.

I don't think strippers, porn stars and escorts should get involved in politics. It will give them a bad name. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/sex-workers-political-bloc-stormy-daniels-755676/

Q. What can a stripper wear to improve herself? A. A gag.

Q Why is a strip club like KFC? A You go there for legs, breasts and thighs.

Q I had $600. I took 7 strippers to VIP and got 21 lap dances at $25 each.. What do I have now? A An STD.

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Q. Why are strippers like Thanksgiving turkeys? A. You only like them for the breasts.

This is the typical stripper story. Money, sex, violence. Fucked up beyond all repair. Clark County: Stripper’s money goes missing, man charged in attack CRIME By Parker Perry Austin Allen Posted: 11:17 a.m. Tuesday, November 20, 2018 A Bellefontaine man is accused of…

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“There’s so much stigma surrounding dancing and nightlife that this just seems like another way for our jobs to be attacked rather than a way to protect us which they claim to be wanting,” Devin said. https://www.theadvocate.com/gambit/new_orleans/news/article_5a9beac6-ed03-11e8-b084-eba00d7ba6c4.html

Q. Why did the PL trip over the stripper's bra? A. Because it was a booby trap.