A man's wife has just given birth. The man asks the doctor if he can speak to him in private.
The doctor takes the man into his office and says, "How can I help…
A man's wife has just given birth. The man asks the doctor if he can speak to him in private.
The doctor takes the man into his office and says, "How can I help…
You could keep this stripper in your pocket and pull her out whenever needed.
He had previously run a background check on a stripper "to see if she had a warrant and to see if she was “somebody I can be around""
Q. What did the stripper do when she went to a gender reveal party?
A. She took off her panties.
Q. Why was a dentist a stripper's favorite customer?
A. Because he drilled her and filled every hole.
I'm impressed when the New York Times runs a story about a strip club owner.
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Q. Did you…
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also…
WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. What do…