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Newly released text messages show how married sixth-grade teacher, 27, lured her
The teacher is pretty hot. Where was she went I was 13?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6505605/Newly-released-text-messages-sixth-grade-teacher-lured-13-year-old-student-sex.html
11 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Uprightcitizen)
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Why are strippers like guns?
Q . Why are strippers like guns?
A. If you keep one around long enough, you're going to want to shoot it.
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Cashman1234)
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Why is calculus like sex with a stripper?
Q. Why is calculus like sex with a stripper?
A. You don't get either one.
7 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(GoVikings)
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Why do strip club customers like big tits and a tight pussy?
Q. Why do strip club customers like big tits and a tight pussy?
A. Because they have big mouths and small dicks.
7 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Uprightcitizen)
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What does a stripper have in common with KFC?
Q. What does a stripper have in common with KFC?
A. When you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
6 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Assmanjoe)
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Exotic dangers
I noticed this typo in a story about a Providence strip club: "...alleging that the Foxy Lady wasn’t paying its exotic dangers in line with federal and state law."
Sometimes there is truth in typos.
Here's the story:
The Foxy Lady strip…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(WILLYSGOTAWOMAN)
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Why is a Detroit stripper like the Detroit Lions?
Q. Why is a Detroit stripper like the Detroit Lions?
A. They both suck for 4 quarters.
9 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(skibum609)
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What do strippers have in common with the Liberty Bell?
Q . What do strippers have in common with the Liberty Bell?
A. A crack problem.
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Cashman1234)
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Epstein sex abuse victims press judge for decision on tossing lenient plea deal
Epstein, a well-connected billionaire, received a sweetheart deal after sexually abusing hundreds of minors. Meanwhile, ordinary citizens spend years in jail for much less horrible behavior.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222912360.html?wpisrc=nl_daily202&wpmm=1
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(NinaBambina)
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Epstein sex abuse victims press judge for decision on tossing lenient plea deal
Epstein, a well-connected billionaire, received a sweetheart deal after sexually abusing hundreds of minors. Meanwhile, ordinary citizens spend years in jail for much less horrible behavior.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222912360.html?wpisrc=nl_daily202&wpmm=1
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(mark94)
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WHAT IS LOUISIANA'S 'BABY STRIPPER' LAW? STORMY DANIELS LEADS GROUP OF SEX WORKE
"Opponents of sex work have often used allegations of human trafficking to clamp down on the industry. But city authorities in Baton Rouge have been unable to demonstrate that human trafficking is occurring in strip clubs as they attempt to…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(shadowcat)
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Strip-club worker reports possible theft of $900 — including 400 $1 bills
I have heard so many dancer stories about their cash being stolen by other dancers.
https://www.pjstar.com/news/20181210/strip-club-worker-reports-possible-theft-of-900---including-400-1-bills
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(twentyfive)

