"A person driving by on Northwest Cache Road just before 11 a.m. Tuesday saw a man passed out in his vehicle and called police to check on him. When they arrived, they woke up the driver, Nasharo Creepingbear, and patted him down."
"Creepingbear" has to be the best name of all time.
"Man arrested in strip club parking lot for drugs"
In other news, a stripper at same club caught telling a lie