Posts by jackslash

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Q. Why did the stripper slap Santa Claus? A. She heard him call her a "Ho" three times.

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Q. What does your ATF say after having sex with you? A. "Next!"

Q. Why are strip club customers like savings accounts? A. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.

Q. Why is a stripper like your big toe? A. They're both easy to bang on the coffee table.

The loss of jobs is something the do-gooders never think about when they shut down strip clubs. A group of Detroit ministers have been campaigning against strip clubs for years. But the city's economy will only suffer…

Q . Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper? A. Because the crazy bitch didn't kill you in your sleep.

We need more city officials like this. https://newbostonpost.com/around-new-england/city-official-strip-club-the-site-of-prostitution-arrests-should-be-commended-for-38-years-of-doing-such-a-good-job/

Q. Why are strippers like blunts? A. They get passed around until they're all used up and then they get thrown away.

Q. If a stripper invites me to her house, should I come inside? A. No. Come on her face or tits.

Q . This stripper used to like me, but now she won't even dance for me anymore. What happened? A. She recovered her eyesight.