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Q. What does it mean if a stripper is screaming "pineapple, unconstitutional, Philadelphia, fettuccine"?

A. She forgot the safe word.

Q. Why is a stripper who is into bondage always poor?

A. Because she's strapped for cash.

Part of this story has been posted previously. Here are some more details about the murder of a 71-year-old man at the hands of a 25-year-old "model" and her boyfriend and her roommate.…

Q. What is it called when you tell a stripper she's right?

A. Sarcasm.

Q. Why don't strippers flirt with disaster?

A. They give it a blowjob instead.

Q. Why will you feel sad when your Chinese stripper makes you a dinner of sweet and sour pork?

A. Your dog is missing.

I have been to the Silver Bullet and it was a high contact club. But that was many years ago when I was young.

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Q. Why did the stripper call her legs "rumors"?

A. Because she was always spreading them.