Posts by jackslash

I wonder if this billionaire pedophile will finally get the punishment he deserves. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/06/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-arrested-sex-trafficking.html?action=click&module=Latest&pgtype=Homepage

Somehow I don't feel safer knowing this cop is back on the street. https://www.ksat.com/news/sapd-officer-involved-in-two-road-rage-incidents-returned-to-full-duty-police-confirm

My question is, Why is this UFC fighter called "BJ"? https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/bj-penn-tried-to-fight-strip-club-dj-according-to-911-call-listen-news.84834.html

Doctor A: "Why did you have sex with her?" Doctor B: "She was lying there naked. What was I supposed to do? Doctor A: "The autopsy! The goddam autopsy!"

A cashless society will not be good for strippers. https://jezebel.com/whats-a-strip-club-without-dollar-bills-1834986232

Q. How many strippers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. One. But it takes four emergency room doctors to remove it.

Murderer on the run. https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/06/28/strip-club-shooter-rene-carrillo-ankle-monitor-jumps-bail-dallas-murder/

Sugar baby disappears. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7185285/Missing-University-Utah-student-Mackenzie-Lueck-sugar-baby-sought-men-35.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7171525/Strip-club-manager-53-violently-raped-woman-six-hours-NYC-arrested.html

I like it when the New York Times includes strip club coverage. Cardi apparently turned down a misdemeanor plea deal and is now facing felony charges. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/21/nyregion/cardi-b-indicted.html?em_pos=small&ref=headline&nl_art=4&te=1&nl=new-york-today&emc=edit_ur_20190621?campaign_id=44&instance_id=10404&segment_id=14556&user_id=1f506914cc5ce9434c689cd57f7d2a0f&regi_id=54831734emc=edit_ur_20190621

Q. What did the stripper do when she went to a gender reveal party? A. She took off her panties.

Q. What's the difference between a West Virginia stripper and a flying pig? A. The letter F.