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started 5 yrs ago
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How do you know when you're bad at sex?
posted by
jackslash

Q. How do you know when you're bad at sex?

A. When your blow up doll hangs herself.

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started 5 yrs ago
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Shout it out!
posted by
jackslash

Last month my buddy Jim came running out of the room with tears running down his face, shouting "It's a boy! It's a boy!"

We're never going back to that Thai strip club again.

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started 5 yrs ago
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A local grade school teacher was arrested for prostitution.
posted by
jackslash

A local grade school teacher was arrested for prostitution.

I was really surprised. I've known her for 6 years. I had no idea she was a teacher.

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started 5 yrs ago
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A New Year's Resolution
posted by
jackslash

I flagged down a dancer and said, "Hey, sweet tits, what's your New Year's resolution?"

She said, "Fuck you."

I'm pretty excited about next year.

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started 5 yrs ago
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Now that Christmas is over
posted by
jackslash

Now that Christmas is over, if you sit in a stranger's lap and ask for stuff, you're just a whore.

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started 5 yrs ago
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Trampolines
posted by
jackslash

Trampolines

They used to call them jumpolines until I gave one to my ATF for Christmas.

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started 5 yrs ago
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Las Vegas mother upset by tents provided to homeless by local gentleman's club
posted by
jackslash

That's real Christmas spirit--being upset because tents provided to the homeless have an "immoral" logo instead of homelessness itself.

ktnv.com

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started 5 yrs ago
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What is a better Christmas present for a stripper than Elf on the Shelf?
posted by
jackslash

Q. What is a better Christmas present for a stripper than Elf on the Shelf?

A. Whore on the Floor.