Discussions

"A man and a woman have been convicted of aggravated sexual assault and related charges in a 2012 case in which prosecutors say an exotic dancer was drugged and raped in a Passaic strip club…

Q. Why is Santa not worried about banging strippers without a condom?

A. Because he only comes once a year and then it's down the chimney.

Q. Why is a Christmas tree like a stripper?

A. Because it's only a matter of time before it dies and leaves needles all over the floor.

"While most of the erotic world has hurdled into the future in recent years — with innovations like smart toys, virtual reality porn, and even high-tech condoms — one type of adult business has remained…

It's strange for a 61-year-old woman to have a 25-year-old boyfriend. Of course, it's all right for me to bang a 21-year-old stripper.

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A stripper bought a Christmas tree.

The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?"

The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."

What's the use of being a tech CEO if you can't charge your strip club expenses to the company?

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Q. Why was the stripper's boyfriend waiting in the emergency room?

A. He had taken his dishwasher in for repairs.

Q. What do strippers and my glasses have in common?

A. I like them sitting on my face.