Comments by jackslash (page 15)

Dancers don't yell at me. I'm too lovable.

I wanted the location of the best strip clubs in the country. I expected the answer to be Las Vegas, but it turned out that some of the best clubs were right in my back yard--Detroit. At first I only read the reviews, and then I started writing some reviews to get VIP access. I thought I would stay on TUSCL for a couple months, and now it's been 15 years. I hesitated to read the discussions because I expected the forum would be full of disgusting perverts. However, I began reading and found they weren't all disgusting. I offered a comment now and then, and soon I was writing of my own strip club adventures. I was so naive at the beginning. It was only dumb luck that no strippers robbed me blind, shot me, or married me.

Alucard, I think, was diagnosed with autism. Or Asperger syndrome.

Strippers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your thongs, and a world of PLs to win.

I will be in Azerbaijan.

I don't know of any soul food restaurants around Detroit called JJs. All the soul food/BBQ restaurants here are good.

I have seen Middle Eastern dancers in Detroit clubs, but not that many. You could try BTs, Criket, Flight Club, Bogart's, or Landing Strip. Landing Strip is owned by an Arab-American, but that doesn't mean he employs Arab-American dancers. There are cultural taboos in Arab culture against stripping. Q. What's the difference between an American stripper and an Arab stripper? A. The American stripper gets stoned before she takes off her clothes.

That is a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Any thoughtful person knows that the US Government is not funding Twitter. It's the Lizard People from Alpha Centauri.

And we should not forget juice's contributions to TUSCL vocabulary, such as "band" and "chacken fangers."

All of the aliases. Juicebox69, Caprisun69, Duke1, BagBoyJames, Super_Mane. Can you remember any other ones?

That woman is a Vegas hooker? She looks more like a lot lizard.

Meet up, propose, marry her, live happily ever after.

BagBoyJames was my favorite Juice alias. Bagging groceries at Pigley Wigley, living in a van down by the river.

Only a lucky guy gets to be an oil boy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku1Xc6NT6m8&t=1s

Too much

I've been to Tycoons. It's not that bad.

Is this really juice? I never met him. I'm so sorry.

Sorry for Party Rocking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTt9k4Y-a8

DoctorPhil, there's nothing wrong with Dave Anderson. He knows that the lizard people control the world. They came from Alpha Centauri, summoned by George Soros, bringing Jewish space lasers to defeat Donald Trump, who is the Second Coming of Jesus Christ. Dave hears the secret messages beamed from the saucers. Listen to Q! Go to Dallas to witness the resurrection of JFK! Put on your tinfoil hat and don't let women steal your essential bodily fluids!

Horrible

Do OTC strippers and escorts often have boyfriends/husbands YES Do the boyfriends and husbands know about their OTC and work? USUALLY. HOW DUMB IS THE BOYFRIEND? Why do they choose to stay with the bfs/husbands and cheat or sleep with other men MONEY Are they using their partners for financial reasons or as a babysitter or just as a relationship to post on social media YES. YES. YES I was told by another user here, if i meet OTC with a stripper and her boyfriend is in the apartment in the other room, I should “bang her with the door open in order to emasculate him and show him how useless he is” DON'T BANG A STRIPPER WITH THE BOYFRIEND IN THE OTHER ROOM. THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO GET BEATEN OR KILLED. I TOOK A BIGGER RISK THAN I SHOULD HAVE WHEN I BANGED A STRIPPER IN HER HOUSE WHEN HER BOYFRIEND WAS AT WORK. Also, would you say Strippers are more open to doing OTC with toys than actual traditional OTC. Since technically using toys may not be considered cheating the way traditional OTC is. She would be using the toys, you are merely there to assist ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LEGOS?