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I am meeting Snowtime at my favorite club Monday afternoon. GatorJoe will be there this weekend. But I cannot meet him then.I share email and PM's with about 15 different TUSCLers. We prefer it that way, rather than on here.…
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I know that there are people on here always changing their names. I am shadowcat. I have a cat whose name is shadow. My email address is "I give up". That goes back to the brief time that I was…
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Dancer brings a birthday cake and a funny t-shirt into the club on my birthday. What was her motive? To get more money out of me? Dancer gives me her cell number and right below it her husbands cell number.…
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I have been to some massage parlors in the U.S., Spent two years in Japan, Living with and screwing enough young girls to write a book, been to whore houses all over Mexico, Have picked up street walkers in…
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On the cheek. Nothing. Same as a hand shake. On the lips I like you as a friend. DFK. If you got the money lets fuck.
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Some have suggested that he be banned from this board because of his personal attacks on me and others. Founder is against it. Let the shit fly. I am the only one that has ever been banned from this board.…
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Some guys prefer to go to strip clubs alone. I think that they want privacy with their favorite dancer. Or hope to meet one without competition. I guess that I am so secure at my favorite club that I welcome the…
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On my last trip to my favorite club I saw a dancer that I have known for years that always had very short blond hair. On this visit she had shoulder length hair. She could not have grown that since…
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SANTA FE, N.M. — A New Mexico appeals court on Friday ruled against a Los Alamos man who wanted to change his name to a phrase containing a popular four-letter obscenity. The man appealed after a state district judge in…
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I lot of newbies are not familiar with the jargon. In fact I would like to see it expanded. Then us old guys would not have to explain that when a dancer takes your dick in her mouth, it is…
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I was having breakfast at the Waffle House in Columbia SC. A week ago Tuesday. Suddenly I was being hugged and kissed from behind. It was A-----. She was one of my top high mileage dancers. WTF. BJ's and full…
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LOS ANGELES — A group of exotic dancers is suing some of Los Angeles' biggest men's clubs, saying the businesses are stripping them of cash. Attorney Patrick Manshardt filed the lawsuit Wednesday in U.S. District Court on behalf of four…
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Instead of one through both nipples? A secrete meaning? Like purple for gay men?
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I have met a dancer, who is 30 years old, was married once, has no kids, says she has not had sex for 9 months and that it has been 6 years since she had sex with a man. She…
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Have you ever been stood up for a date? Have you waited in restaurants for just a simple lunch/dinner or more seriously waited in your hotel room for a stripper to come and fuck you? What do you do…
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BY law, I am subject to random drug testing. Over the past 25 or 30 years, I have been tested about 10 times. It doesn't bother me. I get an hour of overtime pay for spending 20 minutes pissing in…
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There has been a lot of talk about this lately due to the high cost of gas. Work 10 hour shifts for 4 days and then have 3 off. This can work for many occupations. My office is open 24/7/365. We…
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The most gorgeous cocktail waitress that I have ever seen in my favorite club just turned stripper. 2 months ago, I joking asked her if she was ever going to strip. She replied that she was thinking about it. Well,…
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I think that most will agree that it is here on TUSCL. But how accurate is the information given in the reviews. You have got to know your reviewers. I have about 15 favorite customers/reviewers that I swap emails and…
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My last time was last November. She is still in the area but is not working at the club. She would have been my first pick. My second choice is also not working at the club now. She got banned…
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My impression is that if a dancer knows for sure that you are without an SO, you are going to be the winner. You have to be hornier than the married guy and thus pron to spending more money on…
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A straw poll at my favorite club says that John McBain will be the next president. The lesser of evils. HRC and Obama couldn't get elected dog catcher here.
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Carter, Sari, Toni, Veronica, Sydney, Megan, Lilly, Penalope, Ivy, for starters. I will ad more as I remember them.
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go to foxnews.com/video/index.html. Then in the search box type in lap dance. There will be 3 video's that I think that you will find amusing.
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I have about 12-15 dancers on my list. The number changes because they come and go. They must first be at least a 7 in appearance. I hate tats and piercings but I cannot limit my selection to exclude…
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