Dumber than dumber. A true story.
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Monday I went into my favorite club at 2:00 P.M. At 10:00, I was getting ready to leave, when a cute, petite, next door, Barbie girl sat down and started up a conversation. After some polite conversation (not pushy), she asked it I wanted to get a lap dance. I explained that I had been in the club since 2:00 and needed to leave. She then counted on her fingers and said "Wow, you have been in here for 7 hours".
Last night I was telling this story to chandlers namesake. She asked me the dancers name. I didn't remember (only that she was from Charleston SC. She asked if it was P---- something or other. I still could not remember. Then she described her to a tee. "Yes that was her". She said "I knew it, the minute you told me about counting with her fingers". This is sad...
Last night I was telling this story to chandlers namesake. She asked me the dancers name. I didn't remember (only that she was from Charleston SC. She asked if it was P---- something or other. I still could not remember. Then she described her to a tee. "Yes that was her". She said "I knew it, the minute you told me about counting with her fingers". This is sad...
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Shadowcat, in case this is over your head, you got the shit end of the stick on this one pal.
I thank her and tell her she needs to work on her math cause it is going to cost her a lot of $$$$$$$$!!! She shakes her head and thanks me. She goes and tells another dancer what happened and learned that $5 X 12 = $60.
Next time, I bought $80 worth of dances ($5 X 16 dances) and I hate to say it, but I was hoping her math skills were still off by $20. Not a chance! She says 16 dances at $5 a dance is $80. I quizzed her on few other similar math problems and she was quick!!! I commented on her super improved math and she says Yes, losing $20 got her real interested in learning math and it was EASY to learn. She was still sweet as ever and even thanked me for telling her how not knowing math was going to cost her $$$$$$$$!!!
Sometimes people just need a real incentive to learn.
Years ago I tutored the child next door in math. His parents don't have any patience and the child was definitely slow. Worse, he knew he was slow making him want to give up all together. At the same time he desperately wanted to be competitive with his classmates who had NO problems with simple math.
OUCH!!!----That child was super slow!!! :( I didn't give up or get impatient and told him it would just take hours and hours and hours of hard work, but hard work will yield positive results guaranteed!!! :) He asks what is guaranteed? I say it means you are going to be good in math; very good! I got him to believe and he kept working very hard and finally BOOM like the lights went on somewhere he understood math and could even do almost all of it in his head. I was teaching him to solve the problem first in his head and then try and work out the steps the teacher wanted to see. He says to me this is too easy; I'm not going to need your help anymore. :) That was wonderful to hear. :)
And they laugh. One guy asked me what I was and I said Im a martian...he looks me square in the eyes and goes oh yeah thats by Brasil I have family there. HUH??
Some real jerks in this thread.
And if you don't feel like this post of mine is directed at you then it probably isn't. He at whom I fling my invective obviously deserves it.
I know what you mean chi-sam. Shadowcat frequently posts with the intent of belittling some stripper. He has women issues. This explains why his wife dumped him and he has taken up with clubber.