I have been to some massage parlors in the U.S., Spent two years in Japan, Living with and screwing enough young girls to write a book, been to whore houses all over Mexico, Have picked up street walkers in London, Copenhagen, Frankfurt, and Rome.My step daughter has a friend that is an M.D. in Amsterdam. She has seen the red light district and reported back to me.
Londonguy: I do not want to dispute your claims. I did not spend enough time there to really check it out.
My most erotic experience was in Copenhagen. I am talking life time experience.My first night out I ran into a club called the Exotic Bird starting with A p. I hope that I can eventually remember the name but not probably important now. Probably not here now. I was refused admission because I did not have on a coat and tie. I got laid. Went to Frankfort, Got laid. Went to Rome, got laid. All by street walkers. Returned to Copenhagen. I had plenty on money left and returned to the club that had refused me admittance. I ordered a beer. Sorry we don't sever beer here. Ok how about some wine? full bottle or half? I checked out the chicks. Not a loser in the bunch. All nines and tens. They were all dressed to kill and every customer was wearing a coat and tie. I talked to a few and learned the the price was $50. Wow, I thought that expensive back them but I had the money and was dertermined to get the hottest chick in the place. I spent a hour doing this. They were all hot and multilingular I found the one I wanted. Now to make the hook up. That was too easy. She found me. She was wearing a business suit and was "playboy" material. We got a taxi and went to her appartment, She asked me to open the bottle of wine in her refrig. It was the only thing in there. She came out wearing a negligee. She came out ready to plese me and she did like no other has

One time when I was at an adult bookstore there was a hole in the wall of the viewing booth i was in. I thought to myself, "what the hell is that perfectly round hole doing there?" Then, ALL OF A SUDDEN!!!, this ERECT PENIS poked thru it!!! I ran out screaming holy hell for my LIFe!!!!!!!!!!