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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^^ Yeah.
Who's gonna give up their shots to Durant? Draymond Green might start kicking his own teamates in the nuts
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8 years ago
Instead of dying from roid rage, they die from sausage fangers
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8 years ago
"The Flight of the Phoenix"
The Scotsman Ratbags to Heinrich Dorfmann when the German was making a still to extract water from anti-freeze.
"Sometimes I wonder how you chaps never won the war"
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8 years ago
Lol
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8 years ago
So, wherever happened to that little Chinese dude that won so may times before Chestnut went on his streak?
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8 years ago
Did ya ever wonder who the hell Jaye P. Morgan was anyway?
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8 years ago
But this texting and driving scares the shit out of me. Just driving home the other evening an on-coming car was several inches across the center line. I moved over to the shoulder and looked at the driver as it passed. It was a young teenaged girl looking down at her phone
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8 years ago
I had a 4-day weekend planned which included hitting a couple of clubs, most likely the FC and maybe Bogart's. But a crisis at work forced me to work Friday, Saturday, and part of Sunday. So I have to spend today doing household chores. No fun for me.
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8 years ago
My buddy Rick the Whale can't fit in a car. His penis is 13 feet long
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8 years ago
Shylynn is a baked potato
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8 years ago
If I can manage to get my friend Rick the Whale out of bed, he will be there.
Does anyone know where I can rent a 170 ton forklift?
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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I'm not retarded. I'm special.
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8 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Does all of his avatars look alike?
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8 years ago
Rick the Lion is just a big Pussy
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
There's a stripper in Detroit named Zika
She's been known to give a little head
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
I left my Jag in Kansas City
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
I like Rick the Bear. He's a new welcome addition.
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8 years ago
On the bribery charge, I'm gonna give the hoe the benefit of the doubt.
She was so drunk she may have really thought she paid the fine to the officer.
And by her accent she may not be a native US citizen. If you've seen "We"re the Millers" you know you have to bribe the cops in Mexico. Lol.
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8 years ago
One keeps texting me for help fixing her car. She even texted me a pic of the estimate. $850. I told her I have a standing offer always on the table for $1000. And she won't accept it.
Oh well, I guess she keeps driving her shitty car.
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8 years ago
You know what she told me when I unzipped my pants?
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
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8 years ago
When it cums to blow jobs, go bear or go home
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8 years ago
Do you know the way to San Jose
I've been away so long
I may go wrong and lose my way
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
making it rain = latent homosexual tendencies
LOL. +1000.
Good post
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8 years ago
Lol. :)