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17 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
CODGING.... exactly!!! A big hearty welc'u'm back BG!
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17 years ago
clubber - Definately a bit strange. No doubt (if not annonymous), the dancer has membership via paid or club review, and is no doubtedly building up her club and herself. If the club doesn't have many reviews, the trend will increase signifcantly and rapidly.
Like FONDL said, you can expect some fake reviews, a lot compared to honest reviews? Don't think so.
Like founder says, send in your suspicious info to him. He's never too busy to check out authenticity! "WE" all want this 'site' to be as honest and upfront as possible, and it will take our attentiveness to keep it that way.
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17 years ago
Personally, I like the 'little' clubs over the franchised or bigger clubs. Why, more neighborly, not just a number. People get to know your name and tastes in a small club.
If I were to open a strip club (not all that impossible if I win my class-action suit), it would be a small type club, but NOT in OHIO! :-)
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17 years ago
Like DandyDan says, stripping is all about living in the moment.
I, for one, am not wealthy, somewhat in debt, but "live for the moment"! Therefore, the economy WILL NOT affect my club visits! However, I have been bargaining down the dance prices somewhat!!!
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17 years ago
DougS - As you all know, I've met with evilcyn many many times. Since the picture doesn't expose a face, I can tell you for sure that the body matches evilcyn!!! Licks
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17 years ago
I think this may be a FUCKING record breaking thread! Unbelieveable!!!
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17 years ago
chandler put it very well. Big boned! Some fatty tissue, but rest is usually muscle. Of course, if the thick dancer is tall, she's probably what I call "Amazonerish"??
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17 years ago
In my experience 'mustardgas', it depends on the club. I go to a club where I live called 'Exotic Pearl'. Being a semi-regular helps. I tip the birddog $5 going into a VIP booth, only if I take a dancer back that I know will give me the mileage expected. It works for me.
When I used to frequent Christie's in Memphis, the birddog was a friend of mine from a former club. I would tip him after taking my regular HIGH MILEAGE dancers upstairs to the VIP. He would be in the area while I was getting BBBJs or FS, but wouldn't stare either. But, he saved my ass and the dancer's ass once, telling us to 'cover up', manager is approaching!
A lot of clubbers won't tip birddogs or security at all, as it is just against there principles.
You have to call the shots on tipping. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't!
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17 years ago
I think the founder has "alert" mechinisms installed that flags certain reviews. Not 100% foolproof probably. TUSCLERs like us can help out by emailing him on suspicions.
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17 years ago
FONDL - Thanks for the NOTE on the WV club. $250 sounds expensive, but if I ever decided to check it out, I'll definate take my own set of swim trunks.
The 'ole' Bones has been NUDE several times, but not in a SC.... at least not YET! :-)
One time going to an Army reunion in Corpus Christi, I stopped off in Austin and found a modeling studio (6 years back) in a shopping center. The young girl, probably 18 (I hope) was fantastically beautiful! All I had to do was strip down naked in a locked room, set in a comfort chair and watch her dance completely NUDE. She couldn't use her hands to touch, but could use her arms, elbows, feet, legs, but no grinding. I had to end up finishing myself off, but she was close enough to get some of my results. Will never forget that time!
Another time (1990) when I and fellow Army buddies went to an Asian Club (could be considered strip type I suppose) in Berlin Germany. They would pass out dildos and things and if you were close to the stage, you could insert them in the dancers as they came over. The finale of the evening performance was when they asked for a volunteer. All my Army buddies (bless their hearts) volunteered me. I had to go up on stage, strip completely nude, and get into a round whirlpool type tub while about five Asian dancers joined me (they were nude also). Of course there were lots of suds. A couple of the dancers would play with Mr Happy underwater, one even ducked down and gave me a short BBBJ to get me hard. Each dancer would simulate 'fucking' me in the water. After "my?" or "our?" performance, they pulled me out of the tub (hard-on and all), dried me off, and help me get dressed. After the finale, customers can choose any of the dancers they want, pay them 100 German Marks and take them to their room for FS. Of course, we ALL opted for that!!! LOL
Another time I found myself NUDE was when I visited an adult bookstore in Nashville (1984). They had live dancers in booths, having plexiglass with a hole cut out for (?????). Well, after a short BBBJ, the dancer invited me back to a private room for, I believe, $50 more. Of course, we both ended up NEKKID as j-birds and she finished the BBBJ with CIM! What a sport she was!!!
Can't recall any others, at this time.
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17 years ago
FONDL - Yeah, I've done that already. I once told her that I would love the opportunity to make love to her. She came back with, "Well, you can't have both". Meaning, I guess, that she couldn't be a lover to me as well as a MT. I don't know if she was infering that she would expect money as a lover vs. expecting money for massages, and I wasn't about to go into that.
I'm not going to press the issue with her, but I know for a fact, that I bring in more income (roughly 90%) to her and she counts on that money to survive. I'm her only regular client, getting massages twice a week when I'm in town. I'll tell her when I leave for out of town and my expected return. She won't even write the dates down, but textes me on my returning day, asking me how the trip was and when she can expect me in. That pretty much tells me the income is important.
I'm just going to keep approaching it slowly, one step at a time. I don't think she'd ever tell me to never come back, because of the income issue. She now, lets me give her quickie neck & back massages before I leave, helping me along with instructions. LOL
Thanks for the advice, as I know you know exactly what I am going through.
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17 years ago
My thoughts exactly! Sounds like a 'little fish' trying to be a big 'whale' on a small salary. If I were a dancer and saw he was passing his "Washingtons" out one or two at a time, I wouldn't be hanging around the dude either!
On this thought...... I do a test of honesty sometimes. Since Ohio outlawed smoking in ALL establishments statewide, I might leave a few ones and a fiver on the bar with my drink, letting the bartender know I'm leaving only for a cigarette, not to take my drink away. If I find 'any' bills missing (which I haven't to date), I probably would never return to the club again..... or never do the honest test there again.
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17 years ago
FONDL - Actually, I'd rather go to my MT rather than SCs, because everything is straight up! No hassle, no stories, etc. The reason the massages are so cheap is that she is still a Massage Technician (graduate of massage school, but not yet state board certified). Once she passes her state board exam, she becomes a Licensed Massage Therapist (LMT), thus her prices will go up some.
What usually happens is after visiting her and getting a one-hour or two-hour massage, I'm so frustratingly horny, I sometimes end up at a local SC (if you want to call them that in Columbus) for more 'detailed' attention. LOL
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17 years ago
I felt this way at my regular club, because the dancers knew, especially my regulars, that I would eventually be spending some cash each visit.
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17 years ago
I too have noticed a lack of "dance routine" on stage at SCs. We might see SCs eventually go to LCs (Lap Clubs), but don't think they will go extinct. Of course to me, dancers on stage, whether they dance or not, just give me a better view of what the girl looks like under some lighting. Then again, when you take a dancer to a dark VIP area, who's concerned with looks at that time??? :-)
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17 years ago
Oh, I almost forgot. Once the law catches up to you, arrests and charges you with kidnapping, have your court-appointed attorney plea bargain for the lessor charge of 'False Imprisionment'. I mean after all, you didn't ask for a ransom! This way, you'll only spend about 10 to 15 years locked up!
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17 years ago
whghIost - After reading all the threads on this topic and giving it considerable time thinking, here is my final suggestion:
When you find another REALLY HOT dancer, stake-out the parking lot. Begin to follow her home. Enroute, if you come to a clear area with very little visibility...... pull in front of her to make her stop! Get out of your car and go drag her out of hers. Throw her in the trunk of your car. Take her to your home, where you have a pre-arranged, sound proof room in the basement. Place her in a cage and lock it. Provide her with bread crumbs and water. When she gets really hungry, make her do the things you like having done to you. When you get tired of her, blindfold her and drive her to an empty cornfield. Once you drop her off in the field, drive to the nearest airport and fly to make a new home about 1000 miles away. - - - Good luck!
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17 years ago
This is a true story! I was attracted to my first ATF on the first day we met. The attraction, besides, beauty, charm, wit? She deep-throated me on my first visit to her club!! All 2 1/2 inches!!! Naw, we worked on our relationship for about 2 months, before I awarded her the title of ATF! I still miss her to this day!
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17 years ago
Of course you do stupid! Let me turn around for ya! LOL
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17 years ago
Very well put chandler. Kudos!
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17 years ago
I am much with shadowcat in this area of club reviews. I want to encourage everyone to add more relevant information so that us readers can make decisions as to which clubs we want to review.
Myself, I always put in time and date of my arrival and dancers appearances (scale 1 to 10). If I don't mention the quality of LDs with numerous dancers, I at least expound on the quality of my favorite dancer while visiting. And I try to remember to put in LD & VIP room costs, which are probably the most important issue in my club visits.
The more information provided in reviews produces quality reading material.
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17 years ago
That's why I like hangin' around shadowcat.... it's almost a "mirror" image of me. He's like my OLDER brother I never had! Only by 5 years though.
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17 years ago
LOL@harrydave.
harrydave & all others - A little background about me. I joined this website in March 2006, just after quitting my dealing job in a Mississippi casino, to take a 6 to 9 month vacation.... to help my grieving process.
I was impressed with this site, as it provided a lot of detailed information about SCs. I never 'intended' to get to the number one spot on TUSCL's Top 40 Lists.
Between March and September of last year, I was continuously going (by car) on mini vacations, visiting friends and relatives from Texas to the Atlantic coast. I'd turned these mini-vacations into strip club roadtrips in the process, for enjoyment and excitement.
I don't recommend anyone to attempt to become No. 1 on this site as a goal, as I never intended it to happen to me. It cost me a lot of $$$$$ to include SCs in my mini-vacations. I don't regret it, as I have a lot of fond memories of clubs, dancers, and personal experiences.
In a previous post, SCing has turned into somewhat of an addiction (time for a renewed topic???) for me, one that I can live with though.
My advice to others from my experience..... keep focused on important things like work & family first. Use this website as a means of entertainment and making new friends.
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17 years ago
I enjoyed reading DougS's analogy in his thread. It was long, but very detailed, and true, especially the 'ego' thing. Bravo Doug!
-> ego... Like Doug & the rest of us, our EGO needs stroked and it's great when done by a much younger beautiful girl. 33 years difference between me and my therapist. I enjoy the looks I get from other guys, even if they see me as a 'sugar daddy'.
Clubbing helps me stay and feel young. I like to keep tan and workout to keep my appearance up, so I can continue getting the compliments from the dancers, whether it's SS or not.
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17 years ago
DougS - I can understand your predictament well. Try not to feel guilty. You've got to remember that we are "men" and have different chemical makeup than "women". Sure, there are a few men that wouldn't ever think twice about 'stepping out' on their SOs. But, I think, in the long run, there are more men than women that will lead 'secret' lives of which could be judged by morality. Mentally, I don't think about what is morale or what is not anymore. Even when I was married, I still had my 'secret' fantasies of other women. Now, with a S.O. living far away from me, I have to endulge in 'guilt-ridden' trips to SCs? NOT! I have no legal committment to my S.O., therefore I have no moral committment either. I'm my own man and am bound and determined to live the remainder of my life the way I want.
DougS, you are of the majority, not of the minority. Throw guilt out the window and enjoy life, while we can good buddy!