Just curious if any of you customers (not dancers) have ever been nude in a strip club. Once a long time ago I was in a little hole-in-the-wall club in the middle of nowhere and I asked a dancer if there were any private dances. She said you have to go next door for that, and proceeded to take me out a side door and lead me to an outside stairway that led to a second-floor exterior door in the house next door. So I went up and entered a vestibule with a XXX bookstore on one side and a couple girls sitting outside a private room next to it. I asked what the deal was and was told that one of them would go into the room with me (for a price obviously) and dance nude, and that I could get as "comfortable" as I liked, but no touching was allowed. The girls weren't very attractive so I went into the book store instead. But I've always wondered about the no touching part, if that was enforced. Was it a whore house or jack shack? Maybe that depended on the girl.
I also know of another club where the customer is allowed to strip to his undershorts while the girl gives him a nude bed dance (eg. she lays nude on top of him) in a private room. More than I want to do. But if you want to know where that is, send me an email. Can this possibly be legal?


Just remembered one more. I used to visit a rural club fairly regularly in West Virginia (Bones take note - not too far from you) that was an old house that had been remodeled. Downstairs was the bar and stage and was surprisingly nice. Upstairs were 3 bedrooms - one was the common LD room, one was the manager's office, and the third was a private room with a hot tub in it. Not all the girls would do a hot tub, but one girl who did explained to me that the club loaned you a bathing suit - and I was led to believe that the bathing suits had a tendency to slip down to your ankles once you got in the water. I never tried it - it was too expensive ($250 per half hour last I heard) and the idea of putting on a loner bathing suit didn't appeal. Appartently some customers bring their own but I never was that interested. I never saw anyone use the room.
Don't know if anyone else here has ever been to any WV clubs. But in my experience they all have two things in common: (1) fairly restrictive rules, and (2) widespread disregard of those rules. I've encountered some surprisingly attractive and friendly dancers, and prices (except for hot tubs) tend to be cheap. Highly recommended if you like that sorta thing.