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How Have You Suffered Due to Dancers?

Tuesday, October 12, 2004 4:22 PM
1. Instead of being worth 10 million you're only worth 1 million. 2. Your focus in life is REAL NAMES and PHONE NUMBERS along with FREE stripper time OUTSIDE THE CLUB. 3. You remain ignorant of divorce court because you never married. 4. Like old faithful every 10 seconds you visualize perfect combination of feminine beauty. 5. You learned the joys of illegal drugs. (A wealthy acquaintance (sp?) had to dump his dancer buddy cause she always had crack, which he could not say NO to if offered.) 6. You missed watching television especially sporting events or the sci fi channel. 7. You learned about women's fashion. The list seems never ending and I think I could go on and on. Still I think dancers are worth all the carnage and then some . . . the perfect relationship until science improves by leaps and bounds. :)

23 comments

  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    The story above does make you wonder why he just didn't change his phone number and make it unlisted. The peace and privacy would have been worth it. I suppose caller ID wasn't around back then.
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    The story above does make you wonder why he just didn't change his phone number and make it unlisted. The peace and privacy would have been worth it. I suppose caller ID wasn't around back then.
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    The story above does make you wonder why he just didn't change his phone number and make it unlisted. The peace and privacy would have been worth it. I suppose caller ID wasn't around back then.
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    The story above does make you wonder why he just didn't change his phone number and make it unlisted. The peace and privacy would have been worth it. I suppose caller ID wasn't around back then.
  • striptease
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    20 years ago
    Lets be honest. Some do suffer due to dancers. I am a very happily married dancer. I love what I do, thats why I dance. But I have personally witnessed dancers who try to destroy marriages. One case stands out in my mind. A 27 yr.old dancer,divorced with 4 kids,and living with her mother met a new customer. It was his first visit to any strip club. He came in VERY drunk and was having trouble in his marriage. He made good money and was attractive. This dancer did all she could to steal him from his wife, she got his cell number and called him constantly untill the wife caught on. After the cat was out of the bag, the man decided he loved his wife,and was going to raise his own children,not hers. She tormented his wife with phone calls for months, and continued to call him even though he told her he wasnt interested. I dont know if that guys marriage made it or not but I do know he's not with her. True story. Dont get me wrong, I know alot of wonderful girls who dance because they enjoy what they do, but guys be careful. I'm sure this girl has destroyed alot of marriages. Thankfully she no longer works with us, but I heard shes working in a Ky bar somewhere. Its dancers like her that give the buisness a bad name.
  • TopGunGlen
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    20 years ago
    Once a gal had on some glittery body oil, which looked great, but left my shirt and pants a total mess. Nothing would get the gook off, and the dry cleaner didn't charge me. But he did ask me what had happened...Heheh...
  • FONDL
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    20 years ago
    I'm sure that we've all encountered the sweaty girl problem. I remember one girl in particular at Industrial Strip a few years ago who was like a slippery jackhammer. (I really didn't mind though.) But it's not necessarily their fault. Some clubs get very warm inside so the girls are going to sweat when on stage, especially if they have hot lights. Some clubs do have showers but many do not. Just one of the hazards of being a customer.
  • ralphyboy
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    20 years ago
    Made the mistake of booking a LD at an inner city club in Philly with an Energizer Bunny type Josephine Baker dancer right after her set. She couldn't have been wetter if she'd stepped out of a pool. Slipped and slided all over poor me rough-shod until I cried for mercy. One of those dances when 3 minutes feels like 30. Poor thing was sweating like a pig all over me--and I had to smile and pay for the privilege. Never again.
  • SuperDude
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    20 years ago
    Then there was the guy who suffered and died--He was smothered by a dancer's boobs during a lap dance. What a way to go!
  • Yoda
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    20 years ago
    CG: I'd love t hear details and a location, so I can avoid this club-as you should!
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    No need to worry, I didn't resist the girls that much and they didn't hurt me. Actually they were pulling me into their massage parlor not a strip club. Of course I had to go past that place to get to a strip club. None of them are still in operation now so no need to worry. They closed years ago when the city decided they wanted to put a police station at the strip club site.
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    I heard one guy suffered by getting a black eye when one dancer's artificial boobs were so hard they hit him too hard. I heard that he sued to. I'm not sure what the outcome of that was. I suppose they charged the dancer's boobs with assault and battery. You just never know what dangerous equipment the dancers may be packing behind their bikini.
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    Actually I've had two Korean girls do just that to me on more than one occasion and I was resisting.
  • Kyle1111
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    20 years ago
    9. You needed to a special load of laundry. 10. You been women-handled, i.e. extreme force, into a club. 11. You have lost your shyness of women.
  • Yoda
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    20 years ago
    I'd just like to interject here that, while all of you are thinking of how much you've "suffered" at the hands of strippers, none of these girls came out to the sidewalk and dragged you into the club by force.
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    Just thought of another way I suffered. I had to do a special load of laundry to get all the lipstick off my white shorts one time. I never saw so much lipstick.
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    Added note: I don't care for any feature entertainers that like to do stunts when on stage like splatter liquids into the crowds, pull on guys underwear, or do any other harmful things such as ripping shirts off of guys. It might seem funny when it happens to other guys but not so if it happens to you. On the other hand if a feature entertainer is especially nice to you, I do enjoy that.
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    Yes that was Houston. I didn't even know who she was or that a feature entertainer was at the club. It was a surprise to me they had a feature entertainer that night. Cost a few bucks extra just to get in and then a very bad night followed. If I had known more about her and that she was there, I might have avoided the club to start with. Maybe some other guys like her, but I don't care for her.
  • TopGunGlen
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    20 years ago
    Hey, CasualGuy, if my memory is still operational, was that Houston who ripped your shirt? I saw her (for a few minutes on video) during a "gang bang". She was in a huge bare room, with hundreds of strangers lined up, and took them all on for a few seconds each. Not my idea of a special lady...
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    That's one true. However that was not a normal dancer but some porn star turned feature entertainer. I won't bother seeing her if she appears again.
  • Kyle1111
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    20 years ago
    Hi Casualguy, 8. You had a dress shirt wantonly destroyed. (The proverbially tip of the iceberg.)
  • casualguy
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    20 years ago
    Where I live at I believe the strip clubs are mostly deserted during big sports games unless of course they are being broadcast within the club. I'd much rather watch a big game or a sci fi show I like than go to a strip club. However if a strip club is showing the game, I can multi-task. Guess your list doesn't fit me one bit. I have trouble remembering people's real names so I don't usually even ask unless it's important.
  • Kyle1111
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    20 years ago
    Non-dancers also try and destroy marriages. When a customer gives his phone number to a dancer it seems like asking for a different type relationship. I'd blame the customer and not the dancer based on what you wrote. Yes, even though he was drunk. You like dancing??? I didn't think that was allowed. And, you have to be traumatized by taking your clothes off in public. ;) If groping is allowed at your club, then surely you must find that somewhat objectionable. I know that I didn't care for being groped by an OLD lady, but I did feel sorry for her and I hoped that she was having a good time. I can see the man not wanting to change his phone number. It might be a business number or he might have had it for a long time.
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