Comments by JC2003 (page 12)

You don't have to worry much about staring at a woman too long or imagining her naked. Men who have never gone to a strip club do that all the time to women. Heck, it isn't out of the norm for men to grope women in regular clubs if they think they can get away with it.

Why don't you answer your own questions first? Or are you too afraid of the truth? Pussy.

Welcome back, RomanticLover. Or is your RomanticLover personality dead to you now?

Why don't you pay a stripper for sex and tell us how it feels? Oh yeah, wait, you've never had sex with a woman before so I guess your input wouldn't be helpful in this thread of discussion.

Why not you? Or are you too much of a woman to handle the notion that you're a strip club junkie like us?

Uh huh, sure you do! Tell us about your clubbing exploits, or is that too much fiction to create on the spur of the moment? Does it involve talking to strange women, buying them enough drinks to get them drunk, and hoping that they are desperate and horny enough to go back to your place and fuck? It's funny. I posted about regular clubs a while back on a total fucking lark, and ever since then, you've been on this "why not go to regular clubs?" schitck. It's sad how you can't even come up with your material but have to use mine, like when you riffed on "talking to women is like chess gambits" after I posted that totally off the wall and completely inaccurate expression here. It's nice that you enjoyed my posts on StripperWeb. Your "let go" shit was getting kinda old so I figured you needed more fodder to abuse me with. You and me, we're peas in a fucking pod, and I'm taking you down to hell with me, motherfucker. Welcome to the shit.

davids, you're more of a misogynist than I am, and you're a terrible liar. I'm certain you haven't had sex with a woman in months, maybe years. What kind of guy getting laid on a regular basis has to qualify his sexual experiences as unpaid? Give me a fucking break. With regards to your question about paying for sex from strippers, it's easy: try asking them. You don't need advice from the fellas here on how to do that. It's not fucking rocket science, dude. You don't need fastseduction.com or books on how to pick up strippers to figure it out. Coincidentally, women call guys who rely on tired pickup lines and mind games like that "players," and they're really, really fucking sick of your shit. So lay off it already.

casualguy, I know what you mean about cheerleaders. Back when I was in school, I played ball in a gym where the cheerleaders would practice their routines. These girls were wearing tight-fitting sweats instead of their normal cheerleader outfits, which somehow made it even sexier. Another great sport to watch is women's tennis. Barely legal athletic women wearing short skirts, glistening in perspiration, running around making grunting noises. Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova anyone? Hell, I like the hijacked subject better than the original one.

I ran into a deer once on my way back home in SC. My car totaled, deer died and flew off to the side of the road, I can't believe it didn't fly up and hit the windshield. Lucky to be alive.

I've been to 3 of the Bottom 40 clubs. All 3 deserve to be in that ignominious list.

This is what I consider standard pricing for a lapdance club: $10 table or air dance $20 lapdance with 1-way contact $25 lapdance with 2-way contact (clothed) $30 lapdance with 2-way contact (skin to skin) Everything else beyond that would be negotiable, because she is risking STD's, arrest for misdemeanor, and losing her job at the club at that point. Take items off the standard list if they violate club rules and file them as negotiable.

Generally, stores report counterfeit money to the police. They also report theft, if something was purchased with the counterfeit money (usually the case). It might depend on how well a strip club gets along with local law enforcement if they would report it.

More cowbell. OK, not really, but I wanted to top this post because of the latest outbreak of RLitis.

You don't have to ask verbally. Try moving her hand in the general direction if it's close down there.

I've been to a few clubs that have dropped out of the Top 40. Cheetah III, Nepal's, and the Landing Strip in Romulus, MI come to mind.

Topping this non-RL topic...

Good topic. Putting more dirt on the graves of RL threads.

zbone.com is still the place to go for LA strip club info though much of the content is slowly but surely getting out of date. The discussion forums are still relatively active.

What's your opinion of hustling in general?

One thing I would like to see more of is celebrities stripping on TV or cable. Make it more mainstream. Howard Stern routinely featured strippers on his E! show before he went pay per view with his show. There was even small segments featuring strippers on shows like Smallville and Charmed to try to get some Nielsen ratings during sweeps.

I have a hard time grasping being happily married and spending time at strip clubs without your wife's knowledge. I understand the "because I don't want to lose half in a divorce" reason. Is it about independence, not having marriage dictate your lifestyle, or something else?

Women's soccer and field hockey are also good eye candy sports though you're unlikely to see such sporting events outside a university town.

What I listed is standard pricing for a strip club. shadowcat, you know that the prices you get at your favorite club are not standard. I think it's great that you can get those sorts of bargains, but it gets a little creepy how you mention it in several of the posts you make (and all of your PP reviews).

jpac, $5 may be all an air dance is worth to you, but I am positive most dancers won't do an air dance for $5. The minimum I have seen charged for dances anywhere in the past 10 years is $10. If you don't like paying $10 or more per dance, there are some places around the country where the dancers will do $1 mini dance specials where they will go from customer to customer and give each one a 60 second dance. $5 dances is something from the 70's or 80's when the dollar was worth something. The US dollar ain't worth shit these days.

A guy who can't get laid in Thailand. So this is fiction, I'm guessing? Heh heh.