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In honor of the NBA Play-Offs, who is your favorite NBA basketball player and why? Mine would have to be Rasheed Wallace. Why? Because he was/is nuts and is the all-time leader in technical fouls. He also was one of…
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And you all think I'm joking. http://m.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-history-of-listerinereg.htm
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After Juice reads this, $10 he drives straight to the nearest casino with rolls of nickels in hand!!!! http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-04-13/poker-pro-ivey-asks-u-k-appeal-court-to-decide-what-is-cheating
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/13/police-discover-massive-tunnel-with-stolen-golf-clubs-tools-electronics-and-guns-in-mans-back-yard/ Call CrazyJoe, he may have your bicycle and golf clubs.
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Like this asshole that did this: http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/10/us/dog-found-with-muzzle-taped-shut-new-york-irpt/index.html?eref=rss_topstories But, a better punishment may be to spend a weekend with SJG in his mom's basement, or being forced to listen to JS69 debate with himself out loud which DS is his favorite.
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Interesting Article... Juice, are you sure you don't live in Kansas? http://uk.businessinsider.com/maxmind-data-makes-life-miserable-for-a-kansas-farm-2016-4?r=US&IR=T Since the printing of this article, I wonder how many lawyers have called the victim offering to help bring a case?
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/21/b1/47/21b1473c4c337ef0417eb154b881ff5b.jpg http://pinhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mexican-word-of-the-day-chicken-strip.jpg
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If you didn't know, The Warriors are now 71-1 with 2 games left. If they win both, they will hold the best record in NBA Modern Schedule History. One minor issue tonight, they are visiting the Spurs who are also…
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I don't always surf then internet, but when I do, I use Yahoo. If I'm doing a search, I always use Google, that way everything is saved, so when I decide to run for mayor of my fine town one day,…
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Oh Facebook, I am rarely on there, and Mrs. S is not and never will have a Facebook account. You would have to do some deep searching through my photos to even know I am married, she doesn't like…
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I hope he pulls through with his cancer battle. https://youtu.be/ltpqPd3t5V0
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Coincidence, I think knot!!!!!
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Reading the news today, it sounds like the Republican Primary is going to be a huge huge mess. Who gets the nom? Trump without enough delegates? Ted Cruz? The rumor of a Cruz and Kasich duo…
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Juice comes into the club trying to sneak 8 Four Lokos under his coat. The manager sez ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ DS8 tells JS69 the only way he's gonna get a grade-A BJ is if he pays $4,000. JS69 sez ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ CrazyJoe decides…
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Ah NCAA basketball - it's over and now I have nothing to do. I love going to games and if you like March Madness I strongly suggest you go to a round of it ever plays close to you.…
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This is kinda like when I was in Texas and a saw a Starbucks, then I did a 180 and saw another Starbucks, how is that possible? Is this the center of the universe? I was in Vegas a few…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCbWyYr82BM I imagine this is like Juice waiting on some Chackin Fangers, Crazyjoe waiting on a hot dog to get cooked at 7-11, Rech waiting on a bowling ball that's stuck in the bowling alley, JS69 waiting for his DS to show up, Hotstuff waiting…
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I thought we could play a little game today and make a list of the greatest strip clubs in North America. In some cases there may be 2 or 3 clubs that are close to quality in the same city,…
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This is not an April Fools Joke. Being the weary traveller I am, I often check out Tinder when I am away from home. It's more like a game kinda like Candy Crush than anything serious. I am amazed…
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There are a lot of times where I think my life is pretty boring. I've worked my ass off all week and my highlight today is having tacos for lunch and reading a Time magazine while I run on…
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$10 Juice jerks off to this tonight. https://youtu.be/Fltl8p-Iywc
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http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-28/dc-madams-attorney-says-call-log-bombshell-could-upend-presidential-race Damn I hope Juice's name isn't on there from one of his drunken Four Loko nights when he started randomly calling numbers on Backpage!!!!
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Love him or hate him, Juice is a presence here on TUSCL. What have you learned from him? 1. I have learned that there are a lot of hot women on Instagram selling Coffee in Washington. 2. I've learned that there…
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Photo says it all: http://www.yourdailydish.com/galleries/you-wont-believe-these-strange-google-earth-images/22/ The slidshow starts here, pretty funny photos: http://www.yourdailydish.com/galleries/you-wont-believe-these-strange-google-earth-images/1/
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Without going into too many details, I just spent last week with friends in Vegas. Majority of the group is broke, some have money. The broke ones were the ones that acted the most out of hand.…
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