Comments by shailynn (page 2)

I would take a stripper covered in glitter over what I see a lot of now, which is strippers covered in crappy tattoos.

Do you do all this research from your mom’s basement or a mental health facility?

I’m an expert and always taking the wrong side when I bet.

Back in the day there were several “regional” sites around the country that contained good information. I think a lot of the failed when they tried to branch out and become national sources (this being before the back page scandal where lots of websites were “taken” down).

If you’re cruising the internet trying to find people more weird than you, you don’t have to look any further than where you already are, TUSCL.

You should team up with muddy and tag team some clubs and start writing raviews.

Are you sure that’s a woman? Or is that a man that just got his wiener stuck in a conveyor belt?

You can go hang out at Rick’s doublewide and drink some Jack and Coke.

Muddy*, any woman will spend your money way better than you ever would yourself. * = insert any man’s name in here

A. Shake Shack burger B. Vegas Strip C. Toss up between Ghostbusters and Back II The Future

I’ve ran across various “barista” babes on Twitter or instamodels on Instagram and wondered “she’s hot I wonder what she looks like naked?” But feel subscribing for $20 to find out if just too PL. even I have a few standards. After all if an OF model has moderate success if you google their OF handle you’re likely to find leaked photos and videos of her for free anyway. There’s lot of websites out there that are dedicated to just posting leaked OF content.

Why not? We have a lion wearing a suit, a whole bunch of autistic people, a couple with tourettes, some that have been banned from every single Internet forum on the internet and this is the only place left for them, and some that took a left on the internet looking for a political forum and wound up here. Why not throw a robot in the mix too?

Why do I have a strong feeling that neither of you two simple fucks have ever seen a nude woman in person with the exception of your mom.

If I buy do I get free blowjobs in the main office for life?

Showed up randomly on my Twitter feed. I’m guessing it’s probably a joke but you never know these days. As for calling out Goldmonger, i figured he was doing this everyday at work since Follies closed several years ago! lol

Okay - everyone take note - dolfan is giving Toronto a nod and he’s a Miami metro guy. Toronto is that great.

Stripperlover = SJG with all the hostility removed.

It is were me, I’d go to Niagara Falls/Toronto. If we’re staying in the states then I’d go to Detroit (but since you aren’t interested in extras, that may be an irrelevant suggestion). Phoenix/Tempe - too far west? Miami or Tampa? All the cities you mentioned aren’t know for good clubbing experiences. If I had to choose only from the cities you listed I would pick Austin. Over 10 days you could hit Austin AND Houston.

“patchouli oil” - that is a scent that will overpower any other smell. I imagine you could sprinkle that on a 3 month old dead decomposing body in a Florida swamp in August and it would cover the death smell.

Where’s Waldo? See if you can spot the autistic person in this thread?

Yeah I have one even more PLish than yours. A stripper I used to see (and do) ITC would lather up in a body lotion from Bath and Body works. One day I finally asked her what that scent was and she told me. I can’t remember the exact name but it was called something like snowball and it only was released in the winter. Every time I smelled that scent it made me horny. So horny I even went to a Bath and Body Works on my own will and found out they had tons of products in this scent. Soap, hand sanitizer, lotion, body wash. I started to use it so much I got this MILF I used to bang hooked on it too and it made her horny when she was around the scent too because I’d use the lotion on her when we would have massages before sex. Sadly they discontinued the scent several years ago. Scents make me hungry, tired, or alert, but I can’t recall any other than that one that made me horny.

“I wish I could do more to help the world, but sadly, it's all I can do to get through one of my own days!” I think a lot of people can relate to that comment.

God damn those are two freakin’ skanks.

I’ll wear what ever doesn’t give me dingleberries.

Up to you - if you can afford the prices of Flight Club another $40 for a booth shouldnt be a big deal. Personally my favorite two spots are the backside of the bottom bar by the stairs (which isn’t always open) or hanging by the railing upstairs (which means you’re standing instead of sitting). There’s usually a spot at the upstairs bar if you want to sit. Personally don’t like the tables by the stage, and always felt weird getting a booth by myself, although a lot of people do it. A booth WILL attract dancers.