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My wife hired a private detective and caught me in bed with a stripper

"Van Der Meyde admitted in 2012 that he "had a strong longing for naked women.""

He is not alone.

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So, is this trying to say he was dropped from the team because of a morals clause in his contract or something? I'm more inclined to think the drinking and drug use made him play shitty.

In other news, I have a strong longing for tacos.

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I get it

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And in other news, I have a strong longing for Jack, wildebeest tacos, and naked female hairless apes.

BTW, have you ever ate a wildebeest taco while fucking and drinking Jack? Only thing that would make the experience better is driving your Tesla at the same time. ROAR!!!

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Also, did you notice that the football guy was drinking one of this rick’s favorite cocktails? Jack+Captain Morgan. Well…this particular lion prefers a nice Dominican rum. Or maybe Jack+cachaça. That’s rickthejaguar’s favorite.

Anyhoo…where was I? Oh yeah…I need some Jack, wildebeest tacos, and sex. Imma go get me some of that. ROAR!!!

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So he was an alcoholic. There is an entire class of guys who love strippers because they will pretend to still like and respect you if you're sloppy drunk or high

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^ if you keep slipping money into their g-string they’ll like just about anyone.

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