A) Terrified - I start taking precautions when the GPS says I'm within 30 minutes of the club.
B) Moderately concerned - I try to touch as little as possible while in the club, but as long as I have my 68 oz. jug of hand sanitizer, I'll get by.
C) Neutral - a strip club floor doesn't get the benefit of the five-second rule, but other than that, it's all good.
D) Not overly concerned - about half the time, about half of the clubs have soap in the restrooms, so that's good enough for me.
E) Totally unconcerned - if 47 customers were just motor-boated before me, I'm happy to be #48.
When writing this post, I couldn't help but think of the five poetic words someone once said to me... "Let's be careful out there."
Happy hump day everybody! :)


Need for pussy trumps concerns over safety....E-V-E-R-Y time.