Boxers
No I'm not talking about Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul. We've all seen the yearly "which pants are most comfortable to wear to the strip club" posts, but what about boxers. Any brands you gents find most comfortable for lapdances?
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Well, I don't buy anything out of the ordinary just for lap dances, but I happen to like Gildan boxer briefs myself...
No, my bad, I'm thinking of "Fernando"...
I'm a boxer brief guy. I never considered specifically choosing a specific pair/style for strip clubs. I do wear them to the club, they never really hinder my activities. They're easy enough to move out of the way or take off as needed. But I really don't give it a half a seconds thought, I can't say I've ever dressed specifically for the club. I wear what I wear.
It's not quite peak TUSCL when it comes to granular thinking where it's not needed, but it's pretty close.
Unless you wear burlap briefs, wear whatever is comfortable for you. I dunno. Maybe satin underwear will make a small difference, but not enough for me to designate a "PL section" in my underwear drawer.
You can also wear a condom so that it slides better and ldk whenever you want. Also if she sees you wearing one because she takes it out, she might put it between her cheeks and slide it till you ldk.
I spare you the gory details, but if you have large testicles and find your scrotum is losing elasticity, these things are a godsend.
EXCEPT, the original version was so good the fucking assholes quit making it. But their replacement is still the best thing out there. No shit, if it were not for this underwear, I think I would have had to stop doing any physical labor by now.
I used to sit in my chair at the end of the day complaining my nuts hurt. And that is a thing of the past.
NOT!!!
What I wanna know is what easy-access boxers (or near-boxers) to wear by themselves? Ones that look enough like shorts to get past the door guy, loose enough to allow for ample expansion, and just long enough so my dick doesn't jump out when I don't wanna (but short and stretchy enough to pull it through the leg unimpeded when I do).
Two other features I've found useful - 1) Pockets for my wallet, and 2) A front pee-hole flap with one button (easily unbuttoned, of course. Surprising how many girls make use of it).
Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Essentials…
This chicks will thank you.
Zippers for rooms/extras, no zippers/gym for grindage/$10/25 (easier for dancer access
Really looking for 3 zipper shorts, but those are hard to find. (feel free to pm lol)
I could be doing it wrong though. I'm told bamboo shorts are the best.
But that was a while ago.
I wear either these soft nylon material cargo shorts I buy when I find them they have a softer zipper. I usually either unzip my pants and let them grind my dick in the saxx until I bust and they can reach up your leg nice. Most of my repeats let me fuck thru the saxx especially if I put in a condom. Almost as good as vip but less price. This Ukrainian girl was the 1st to do that for me except we didn’t wear condom and one time I bust right in that juicy pussy and sobered up real quick. Luckily she was super cool about it but needless to say she didn’t see me again for a couple months, I had to let the clock tick on that one.
In winter it’s sweats but the same routine.
I dress super casual like I’m going jogging or running errands.
I won’t dance with girls that don’t have on thongs either, if you not putting pussy on dick we don’t need to be here. I fired more than my share of dancers who want to air dance, side booty dance, ass wave, bounce and stand up, dance high on the lap avoiding dick or orbit/hover dick.
Anyway Saxx for the win. Let me buy stock after this post.