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Electronman started an interesting discussion about liberals, conservatives, and strip clubs. I almost posted this there, but felt it was a bit OT for that thread. You see, apparently Charlie Crist is apparently being criticized for accepting "dirty strip club…
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How cool a San Jose Guy post would be if you just took every third word and strung them together? I bet those posts would be seriously coo-el. Or it could be like the Bible code, where you line them up…
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Kid digs guns and stealing women's underwear. As soon as he starts asserting that he makes $350K a year he will have ev'rything he needs to be a groovy TUSCL poster. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/27/benjamin-hawkins-underwear_n_6056846.html
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Do not own porno with a dude dressed as Tony the Tiger. That shit can get you arrested. www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-cleared-porn-possession-tiger-sex-video-revealed-costume-article-1.1989701
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Seems like there are so many it is hard to keep track. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2800800/teacher-24-admitted-having-sex-male-cheerleader-confronted-naked-photo-sent.html 17-year old dude she fucked was on the frickin' cheer squad. Only way I'd join the cheer squad is if A) the coach was a HAWT 20-something; and B)…
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Finally, they've started recommending protective gear for #ebola.strippers http://jezebel.com/please-put-me-in-quarantine-the-sexy-ebola-halloween-1650985219
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Check out the new Avengers trailer! www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/exclusive-x-rated-avengers-age-ultron-trailer-movie-poster
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This is only addressed to the TUSCL bros that admit to LDKing. Not the 50% or so that don't admit they LDK. Have you ever abstained for a week or two and tried to have a truly ginormous LDK? #bigLDK
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Steve dude...Steve dude...I'm hyperventilatin'. I'm SOOOOO askeered!!! It isn't just #ebola.strippers any more. Nope... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/22/barnabas-davis-ebola-heroin_n_6031240.html
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This chick is 24 and looks hot, at least based on the face... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/21/megan-mahoney-teacher-sex_n_6022546.html I can't remember a high school teacher that I'd want to 69. Well, maybe my 11th-grade English teacher...if somebody pointed a gun at me and said "69 her…
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Her mom decided that the kid had a 1% chance of not being completely fucked in the head. So she decided to remove that sliver of hope by finding a child molester to date... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/honey-boo-boo-mom-child-molester_n_6036888.html
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Thanks to Dougsta's tireless efforts promoting THE SYSTEM the thread "Da'System by rickyboy" (began by Brother #sausage.fingers himself) is now at 443 replies. C'mon Dougster dude...let's see if you can hit 500 by this evening. I have no idea why…
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The link to an article by Kayden Kross in the "mean girls" post triggered me to go to her tumblr blog, where I found this... http://clubkayden.tumblr.com/post/99356021496/corgisandboobs-walelafusihatchi Supposedly a 1912 menu from a London brothel. I'm a bit dubious, given that the first…
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So, have any of you pervoids seen a show where the chick gets naked onstage and shoots stuff out of her vagina? We need more of that shit going on. Let the ping-pong balls fly!
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Penis captivus. It isn't a Harry Potter spell. It is MUCH worse... http://io9.com/draft-penis-captivus-is-a-real-condition-and-it-so-1494614954
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After discussion on another thread, several of us thought LDK should be added to the glossary. Term gets used a lot on the discussion board, it confuses newbs, and (most importantly) it is funny as hell. I propose the following…
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Yesterday I posted a thread that I found pretty twisted and apparently offended some TUSCL bros. to make up for that I'd like to post a link to a chick I think most of you dudes will dig, especially the…
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Check it out... www.salon.com/2010/05/21/twincest/ I bet jerikson40 will seriously dig that story!
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Bill O'Reilly found that he shouldn't fuck with stoners on the Internet: http://marijuana.com/news/2014/07/bill-oreillys-marijuana-legalization-poll-completely-backfires/ We're going to legalize...wait, WTF was I talking about? Oh yeah. Dudes -- have you ever looked at your hand? Like REALLY looked at it?
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Did anybody watch the Nova last night about ebola? Though I'm not worried (my #ebola.stripper is, of course, intended in jest) that show was incredibly sad. And the original identification of the virus sounded like something straight out of Conrad.…
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All this "exclude middle" BS got me think 'bout the way REAL men win debates... They threaten to take a shit on stage. Worked for some rapper named daylyt... http://radio.com/2014/10/06/rapper-daylyt-poop-on-stage-battle-rap/
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What with dot dude telling us all about TMZ I thought I'd check it out. Maybe see if they have a pic of JLaw after a bukkake or something coo-el. But they have more about the dude from 7th Heaven... www.tmz.com/2014/10/08/stephen-collins-oral-sex-child-molestation-daughter-boy-penis/ I…
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I really dig www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31127 How many of my fellow pervoids think Rick-dude says shit like that intentionally, just to amuse Dougsta? I'm glad that Dougsta doesn't have voice recognition running, 'cos most of the replies to that threat would be: "Ooh yeah.…
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Seriously groovy...is that your ATF? And, more to the point, is she storing a cell phone, a condom of heroin, and a monopoly game up her snatch? Wait, wait...that's silly. Everybody knows the Monopoly game goes in the asshole.
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With Londonguy posting I'd love to get a take on the recent referendum. All you other pervs chime in too. I thought it would be closer. But then I noticed that the only places that really broke for independence were…
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