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6 Tips if a superheroine digs you bro

zipman68

the speed force!

1. She points he orgasmatron ray gun at you and shoots...even when you're alone.

2. She shows up at your door dressed like Powergirl...but she ain't Powergirl.

3. She alters reality to make you king of the world.

4. Flys faster than the speed of light just to get home and trim the crust off of your PB&J sammy.

5. She installs bulletproof boob implants "just for you".

6. She gives you her phone number while working undercover at a strip joint.