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zipman68

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366 posts by zipman68

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Usin' da Jedi Mind Trip!!!

You ever use da Jedi mind trip to get some mad XXXtras? I do it ev'ry time I hit da club. "These are not the droids you're looking for...and I'd dig a BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP so on yo' knees girl" BOOM Zippy wins

zipman6812 yrs ago 4

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Emily Ratajkowski

So my fellow pervoids -- Emily Ratajkowski: hot, HAWT, or scorchin'? www.acclaimmag.com/lifestyle/emily-ratajkowski-naked-nsfw-shoot-steve-shaw/ I pay a pretty penny for a Ratajkowski lapper!

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 11

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SPACE BOOBS!

So, if you had a ton of money and a space-oriented company, like Richard Branson or Elon Musk, would you dig putting a strip club in orbit? You get the hottest strippers and have 'me hang in your strip club/space…

zipman6812 yrs ago 15

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SippyCup in TMZ!!!

Since it is now well known that our bud SippyCup is actually Charlie Sheen IRL, I wanted see if others had read his open letter to TMZ, where he says of his goddesses: “I've observed more nobility and honor in the…

zipman6812 yrs ago 7

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Never let it be said that I'm cruel

Oooooo... We have a new troll and he's even more odious than TDHQ. Yep, I'm talkin' 'bout CUNTBOY! Some may think ol' Cuntboy is actually TDHQ. I doubt it. TDHQ is more inchoate rage and stupidity whereas Cuntboy smacks of…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 19

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...and back to talkin' 'bout naked chicks

My GAWD my pervo brothers...how far back do you have to go before getting to some good discussion of strippers or even of women. How about discussing naked chicks? So...Camille Rowe: itr2010.org/category/camille-rowe/ Pro or con?

zipman6812 yrs ago 32

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THE TRUTH

C'mon fellas...a wise man once said "We need to stop dis haterade , stop.the.drinking of hate and drink the sweet cum of love.....let's talk about titties,..." Truer words have not been spoken.

zipman6812 yrs ago 4

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

There have been a lot of folks talking about the sad state of discourse on TUSCL. often that has been focused on Juice 'cos he posts so many threads, most of which a jokes (some of which are funny as…

zipman6812 yrs ago 32

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Which one of you whack jobs is Andy Kaufman?

Have of you folks seen the video of Andy Kaufman's alleged 24-yr old daughter? www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8JWT34Yiqk I mean really...faking your death would be the only way to follow the whole wrestling gig. Who are the suspects?

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 4

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Every wonder about who is ignoring you?

Well...I recently found out that Dallas and ilbbaicnl are ignoring me (and I'm crushed of course...BTW, who the fuck are Dallas and ilbbaicnl and have they been posting here?) However, I'm curious regarding the structure of the "ignore" network at…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 35

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lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey

Ever come home after a hard day, see an untenable situation, and say "lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey"? Happens to me all the friggin' time!

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 11

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lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey

Ever come home after a hard day, see an untenable situation, and say "lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey"? Happens to me all the friggin' time!

zipman6812 yrs ago

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The BagBoy's mating call...

How often do you guys think our favorite bag boy uses: Man-DANG-A-LOW !!!! -vs- Man-DANG-A-LOW !!!! Woot! Woot! WOOO-Crüe!!!! As his mating call. Some crazy dude way yellin' the latter at my neighbor's house last night. And BagBoy...if y'all bag my neighbor...WOO-HOO!!! That chick has…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 5

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THE VOICE OF REASON... to the doubters, why won't this work?

I'm pasting a response to ranukam because I believe it is worth discussing. Every month or so there are calls for moderation. We've recently had a shit storm because of Alucard(dot). Personally, I thought it was funny and meant in…

zipman6812 yrs ago 20

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Showing appreciation for all the coo-el dudes (and occasional dudettes and dudes

We really need to have a system for giving each other props. What do you guys think?

zipman6812 yrs ago 4

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What song would you play for hours straight if you could?

Reading Shadow's post made me wonder what song I would want to play over and over if I had large amounts of cash on hand and didn't care how I spent it. And would you do to enjoy yourself or…

zipman6812 yrs ago 21

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Somebody has a lot of free time....wow...just...WOW!

Check out this user profile: https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=371084 Somebody has spent a long time generating a parody of Brother Alucard. A looooong time!

zipman6812 yrs ago 12

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Pubic styles

Serious SC discussion I know we've had before but WTF.... BBJames' comment on my Trek thread that full on bush will make a comeback in the 23rd century made me wonder what styles folks dig... Full on bush Trimmed bush Close cropped bush Triangle Landing…

zipman6812 yrs ago 17

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Who shall be the last Juicite prophet?

As is now well established, Rick received the System on golden plates from the Angel Moron. You see, Moroni was the last Nephite prophet, Moron was second to last and tasked by God during a visit to Missouri with spreading…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 3

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Is BagBoyJames a Brit?

Did anybody catch... "Once I finished up my day labour job and got something to eat and shower down at the rescue mission I headed off..." Hmmm..."labour"...hmmm? I actually think BagBoyDude is a Pakistani living in West Virginia in a van down by…

zipman6812 yrs ago 7

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Will the landing strip still be a popular hairstyle...

...in the 23rd century? As a groovy time traveler i can tell you pervos... Yes...yes it will. Check out this holoimage that has been converted to one of your crude 21st century image formats: www.imagebam.com/image/60a8b838912012 Oh, and South Carolina cheerleaders still wear panties with…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 6

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Best Quidditch playa EVAH?

All you wacky pervos talking about your fave baseball and American football players. But I don't see any love for the best game EVAH!! Quidditch my brothers. I bet the top quidditch playas get mad pussy in the clubs! Fuck

zipman6812 yrs ago 1

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Da Bag Boy Dude... (et al.)

Whatcho pervos thank ol' BagDude look like? I bet the dude looks like a frickin' hobo fro outer space...walking thru da club...chanting Man-DANG-A-LOW at da top o' his lungs and wearin' a fierce hoodie!

zipman6812 yrs ago 8

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Is "the system" universal?

Yo pervo types. I'd like feedback on whether the system is universal. If I go to a Vulcan strip club (see my review of Club Akhlami) and try it, will I get extras. Mind you that Vulcan strippers ain't saddled…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 11

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Do you have a mating call?

Well, BagBoyJames was in my neighborhood last night chanting "MAN-DANG-A-LOW" at the top of his lungs. Scared a lot of folks and parents were covering their kids' ears. But I figure he was just trying to attract a mate. Call…

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