Never let it be said that I'm cruel
zipman68
the speed force!
Oooooo... We have a new troll and he's even more odious than TDHQ. Yep, I'm talkin' 'bout CUNTBOY! Some may think ol' Cuntboy is actually TDHQ. I doubt it. TDHQ is more inchoate rage and stupidity whereas Cuntboy smacks of a moron trying to critique something he doesn't understand. Like a toddler trying to read Ibsen and reporting that "dat pway is 'bout a buncha poopyheads". Sad part is da shizzle dat Cuntboy don't unnastan is da joke 'bout da "Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay". I mean really...at least get the spelling correct you poopyhead.
My heart goes out to you Cuntboy. Must be hard living as one of our developmentally disabled citizens. And it really isn't healthy that you've developed such a hard on for me. You actually detailed your fantasy on your profile page. I'm not sure why you want genital warts my friend, but you ain't gettin' 'em from me. I don't swing that way. I'd add "not that there's anything wrong with that" but I can't say that in good conscience. There IS something wrong with having sex with Cuntboy. I wouldn't wish that fate on anybody. Ewwwwww... Just... Ewwwwww!
However, I don't want to be cruel to the lil' fella. He clearly wants some coo-el and groovy material to fap it to. OK Cuntboy. Here ya go!
Hem tlhIngan Segh 'ej maHemtaH 'e' wIHech.
Eels...eels...c'mon Cuntboy. Ask Missa Dallas ta come shoot da eels wit' his gun!!!
I be chizzillin in da hizzouse smokin da shizzle all da way frum muh hizzouse in Am-sta-dam my bruzzahs. Fo shizzle.
Does that help you out Cuntboy? Now be careful to use lotion. Wouldn't want to abrade your lil' wee-wee when you fap it to that material. Qapla'
My heart goes out to you Cuntboy. Must be hard living as one of our developmentally disabled citizens. And it really isn't healthy that you've developed such a hard on for me. You actually detailed your fantasy on your profile page. I'm not sure why you want genital warts my friend, but you ain't gettin' 'em from me. I don't swing that way. I'd add "not that there's anything wrong with that" but I can't say that in good conscience. There IS something wrong with having sex with Cuntboy. I wouldn't wish that fate on anybody. Ewwwwww... Just... Ewwwwww!
However, I don't want to be cruel to the lil' fella. He clearly wants some coo-el and groovy material to fap it to. OK Cuntboy. Here ya go!
Hem tlhIngan Segh 'ej maHemtaH 'e' wIHech.
Eels...eels...c'mon Cuntboy. Ask Missa Dallas ta come shoot da eels wit' his gun!!!
I be chizzillin in da hizzouse smokin da shizzle all da way frum muh hizzouse in Am-sta-dam my bruzzahs. Fo shizzle.
Does that help you out Cuntboy? Now be careful to use lotion. Wouldn't want to abrade your lil' wee-wee when you fap it to that material. Qapla'
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But if you're going to generate characters only to troll I have one question -- what do you think you are accomplishing? I can hash out missives like the above in 5 or so minutes and chuckle while I do so. If you actually enjoy troll posting without ever saying anything more serious go for it. At least you don't have Juice's energy.
I don't know who's posting as Dougster_Izzakunt, but I do think he should take a step back. The CUNTBOY character seems to be focused 100% on trolling. What is the point of that?
(Of course, I did start out by trolling him...but it was for satirical effect. Why he and bonesbrother invade a fucking thread 'bout posting links to pictures of hot chicks with their BS I don't know...do they really enjoy trolling more than naked chicks?)
What a faggot!
Dude...I hate to tell you this, but you're no longer of interest to me. I've finished my psychoanalysis of you. You're a longtime poster who got assraped by Dougsta. You decided to come back and "drive us trolls off" with macho posturing. You couldn't, so you decided just to be another troll.
Look TDHQ, if you're really down on trolls just try to be a part of the solution. Go back to your origninal identity and post whatever you want. If Dougsta attacks you deal with it. Both Alucard and RickDugan deal with it in their own way. Personally, I think the trolling is getting out of hand and isn't funny. Some is too mean spirited. But folks are gonna do what they're gonna do.
Or just keep trolling. Your choice dude. But realize that you're not very funny when you do it.
Now go ahead and give us more of that fake tv language uber geek.
Fuck this nerd couldn't get laid if the girl was naked, bound, gagged, blindfolded and unconscious. What a goober.
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About Troll_Defense_HQ
Posted August 31, 2013 (Last Comment: November 19, 2013)
I am a war veteran and a long time user of this site. I've come here under a lot of different names over time and it has always been a good read with good info. But wtf has happened to this place? How are pants wetting little pussies taking control of the board?
Fuck no, not on my watch. These are truly pathetic and lifeless retards are gonna find this place much less fun now.
I've already asked two members of this board to send me recon about the trolls, including suspected aliases, and one has sent me some stuff so far. Please send me whatever you have over pm and I will put it to good use. I'm paying for reviews, but send whatever you have about these people, including reviews that I should look at, pms they have sent, old discussions that I should see, old aliases, tidbits that might give away their locations, etc. From there, detailed targeting profiles will be built and used to maximum effect.
The days of trolls operating with impunity are almost over.
TDHQ
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Yep, he sure dealt with the troll problem didn't he?