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11 years ago
Maybe they should waive all the fees for hot dancers. I'd sign up to be a judge. The process could be kind of like an "exploited college girls" shoot...if their hot and entertaining, no fee!
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11 years ago
Yes...strippers helping dogs is heartwarming. Tittyfag be a human being for once and give it up for the pups!
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11 years ago
I knew it... You were stuck in the transit area of the Moscow airport! Juice on bro...
But watch out for that 23cambyperv. He has a really twisted attraction to you. I think he's sick in the head!
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11 years ago
Juicebro...maybe you should call a truce with Mr. Kat. He can focus on clubs in this universe and you focus on their mirror universe equivalents. Drop hints into your reviews like "doorman was from Qo'noS, said Qapla' when I entered..." We'll understand.
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11 years ago
Are ya givin' up on da Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay my brotha? Please tell me ya shoved a drumstick up the stripper's ass while she ate the burrito. 'Cos if ya didn't pull dat shizzle I'll be disappointed!
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11 years ago
C'mon folks. Can't we all get along?
Where is Candydude to tell us all to buy some twizzlers pull 'n peels and jack it to some groovy porno? That guy has sage advice.
So don't be fussin' 'n fightin' bros...it is all about the candy and porno!
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11 years ago
Welcome back Juicebro! Just remember....haters gonna hate. Dat be da shizzle dat dey do. Fuck 'em!!!
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11 years ago
I too digs me the Bree. I dig that she did a Scooby Doo parody. "Rook Raggy...rits a rutty-slut!"
Shawna Lenee is pretty good. As is Allie James. Candydude...don't you have a friend named Ali. Could that be Allie James?
Tiffany Six (former middle school teacher who lost her teaching job, unfortunately) is also pretty coo-el. Should have done more. She was def groovy when she was being "like MLK...but in porno" as candydude put it.
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11 years ago
'Tis true that you've told a twisted tale, but variants of the "dude goes to brothel and finds daughter hooking" story have been bouncing around for a while...
www.snopes.com/college/risque/daughter.asp
What that story REALLY needs is some "Juicification". Where are the cucumbers? Where is the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay? Where is the twisted dude living in a van down by the river who looks up, realizes what is goin' on, and says "oh fuck it...let her continue!" and promptly shoots a load?
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11 years ago
Candydude... You are one of the most positive posters on here. Always thinking of was to make people feel better. I'm going to go eat myself some twizzlers, smoke week, and see if my wife is up for some groovy anal action.
Nickyfree... Follow this advice! You'll be singin' "the candyman can" in no time!!!
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"rankings"... Not "rankinks"
Though "rankinks" might be just as appropriate for this crowd!
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Minnow is spot on. Flag reviews that you believe to be off.
Other positive actions would be to write multiple reviews detailing individual visits. I recognize that it is a little extra work relative to the composite reviews you wrote, but it might be helpful. Also, contradict info you believe to be inaccurate (e.g., "previous review said girls were heavily inked...I did not find that to be the case"). If you've been multiple times mention trends, both positive and negative.
With that said, how "off" are the Emps reviews? I just sorted clubs in Jax by overall rank and Emps was #3. By dancer rating it is #2. Stud's Pub was #1 in both, but only has 22 reviews. #2 overall (Wacko's) has >100, as does Emps. So maybe Stud's is off (what is the opinion of Jax natives?) but Wacko's and Emps are clearly near the top of the Jax heap.
That tracks for me -- I haven't been to Jax in a while but Wacko's and Sins became my go to places once the Dollhouse closed. I rank Wacko's higher than Sins but prefer full nude. When DH was stll with us and NSG on Blanding was full nude my recollection is that the relative rankings of nude clubs were cosistent with my evaluations. Admittedly my rankinks were not built from many visits, but "the crowd" was providing reasonable relative ranks.
Neither Stud's nor Emps ever got on my radar. Perhaps I'll have to try. But if I were in town for the evening I might pick the closest of the three given the relatively close rankings. So I'm not sure bad reviews are killing Emps.
With all of that in mind...I don't like inaccurate reviews. So I hear those bemoaning the crappy reviews. But I think they a combination of many factors -- with the free VIP for reviews being a minor factor -- and there isn't much we can do except be accurate ourselves.
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11 years ago
BTW BenjiDude...is the photo your wife? Not bad if it is. You should post more photos.
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11 years ago
Juice, is this you? Dude, PM me if it is... But follow this character a littler further. It has potential! More than Pootie (though I have to admit I liked Pootie's swan song...using "adieu" after all the Pootie speak was tres magnifique! And slamming the dreadful Unchill Palmer with the homo rape allegations was...well...the most interesting thing there is about Unchill Palmer!)
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
*people may write*
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I agree with motorhead -- you're taking this much too seriously.
I also use TUSCL extensively when I travel. Indeed I don't really club except when I travel. So the reviews are quite useful. But you have to know how to read them. Just break it down into levels of reliability. Some aspects are very reliable.:
1. Location
2. Type (nude, topless, bikini, other)
That is important info to me. I prefer nude clubs even in areas where there is no full nudity with alcohol.
Other aspects are intrinsically less reliable. If there are a lot of reviews a quick perusal will give a very reliable picture. If you want to find out what Mons Venus is like you don't have to go to Tampa. Just read the reviews and they will tell you -- small place, horrible parking, top notch eye candy, lappers in public, ok contact, extras virtually unheard of. Of course, since the girls are top notch I say go at least once... But the big point is that anybody perusing reviews will know what the deal is.
But if there are few reviews they are intrinsically unreliable. I don't think that making folks pay for VIP is going to do a thing. Yes, people my write reviews with little thought just to get VIP. But an equally important (and possibly bigger) issue is folks who try but suck at what they do. I really like clubbing when I travel. So I think I judge places very well. But am I going on a bad day? Locals will have perspective I dont. But locals lack a broader perspective unless they club when they travel. Their perspective may reflect what the place is like relative to other local club. If the local scene sucks a local who doesn't travel much will rank the best of a bad lot high. Even if you do travel you may judge relative to your local scene, again skewing results.
Add in shills and there is just no way to get reliable info with few reviews.
Nothing we can do about it.
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11 years ago
And Candybro...just be careful if you go to Russia. It may be less "Candyman's sextastic vacation in Moscow" and more "Candyman meets the Russian mob". Not sayin' that will happen...just watch yourself!
BTW "da Candyman's sextastic Russian vacation" would be a great porno! The follow up could be "da Candyman's anal adventures in Russia". Not sure if you're black or white but you can bring a multiracial posse with you. Make some groovy movies. You could even have a girl feed you twizzler peel and eats while you assfuck her friend. That sounds like GOOD TIMES!!!
I'd invest in that shizzle!!!
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11 years ago
Oh and it was "Flesh Gordon", not "Flash". Mid 70s.
Caligula did have some hot scenes, but also some disturbing ones. But what would you expect?
C'mon guys, let's help candybro out. Tell us the porn you dig!!!
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11 years ago
I likes me the comic books. Great way to relax. So I dig me the superhero porn:
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=648662497
And candydude is sure to like that link...Leigh Livingston is Powergirl LL is one of those "MLK of porn" girls who has done a lot of interracial. Not sure if she's ever done a gangbang with black and white guys at the same time. Perhaps it can be your mission to search for one.
Click on the link and peel and eat a twizzler for me candybro!!!
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11 years ago
In the 90s I was in a club (in Abq NM) that did full penetration dildo shows like this. But I'm sure different laws are going to result in different limits. Pretty fun show. The DJ announced that it was 7 years good luck to hit a lesbian's asshole with a wadded up dollar bill. The crowd ATE UP that crazy shizzle my friends. Everybody in a packed club at the stage tossing wadded up dollars at the girls. Talk about "makin' it rain!" Those girls would leave the stage with several pitchers filled with dollar bills. Obviously wadded up dollars don't pack that efficiently but it still must have been pretty mothafuckin' lucrative!
Not sure if that is still legal in Abq. Haven't been to NM in a decade (unfortunately...I love the land of enchantment!)
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@GSB... Waffle House requires a 10% tip for take out. That is seriously fucked up. I mean what kind o freak does take out from the Waffle House?
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11 years ago
Indeed... If Oshkosh knew what was good for them they would change their motto to "come to Oshkosh...cum in our 19 year old stripper/hookers"
I mean really...who wants to go to Oshkosh?
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11 years ago
I knew it! I knew that Unchill Palmer is all into shizzle like dat. That cat is clearly wound too tight. Somethin' is gonna asplode wit' him. You be careful Poo-tay!
Seriously though...it was always clear that Pootie was a short term character. The Pootie speak was going to outlive its welcome after 3-4 posts at best. But dig that Pootie's coda ended with "adieu". Only way to make it funnier would be to append a paragraph on high energy physics... y'know, Pootie's take and the Higgs mechanism. So, how many Higgs bosons are there Pootie?
Irritating character but great finish. Sa Da Tay Pootie...Sa Da Tay indeed!
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11 years ago
I think she's now working in Lipstixx in Tampa. You should fly down and check it out. I just got wicked extras from her. They weren't just extras...they were XXXtras!!! Then we had a classy dinner at KFC and I proposed. We're now engaged.
So keep your hands off my fiancée.
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11 years ago
Way to stay classy 23cambyman! You really are a peace of work. Here was a great opportunity to address me in a mature manner. Indeed, it was even (if you wanted to do so) an opportunity to argue that your many spelling and grammatical errors simply reflect iPhone autocorrect. Perhaps they are. But I stand by my glass houses comment. Perhaps you don't know where you're living...
I've said multiple times that I find Juice entertaining under some circumstances. Others have also acknowledged enjoying some of Juice's comments (cf. Motorhead above). As Motorhead stated Juice Isn't the buffon he pretends to be. you don't like him and thats your prerogative. But many of us don't share your perspective. You either cannot understand these clear statements or you refuse to understand them.
I'm not sure why you've promoted me to "Juice's second in command" in your imagination. Perhaps you simply need sombody to bitch about. In the past I've written using multiple styles. When joking around with Juice a somewhat more colorful style is appropriate. For other threads I have adopted a more serious style.
However, I still adopt a colorful style when it is appropriate. For example, I replied to Pootie using his lingo as a joke. With that said, I'm less amused by Pootie than I was by Juice (so Juicebro...if you're Pootie you should shift back to some old school Juice).
I find it interesting that you clearly NEED to convince me that you are intelligent. Perhaps you should ask yourself why.