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11 years ago
Fair enough Jester. I agree that there is no perfect solution. Like I said, though, I am mildly irritated by those that decry the tone but then contribute to the craziness.
Perhaps it would be helpful if we tried to enforce a "social contract" where jokes -- at least wildly OT jokes -- are frowned upon and ignored in serious threads. For example, I Pootie interjects something on a more serious thread let's NOT feed the troll (unless he posts something comprehensible). If he wants to post on joke threads or start his own...fair game. Engage him if you enjoy the humor, ignore him if you don't.
The reality is that all of us find different things funny. A lot of the people who complain about the tone and content are dangerously close to saying "everybody who posts stuff I don't like *shouldn't* post". That's out of line. It is one thing to be clear about what you don't like, another to call those say things you don't like *shouldn't* be allowed to post. I don't think that is the spirit of this board.
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11 years ago
Mr. Moose -- fuck you too ;--)
Of course I just noticed that I double pasted...sorry about that bros.
But I would add that I don't want the quest for "intelligence" (scare quotes intentional) to preclude folks from cut/paste errors, typos, etc. I want to frickin' joke around with folks that like strippers. Sometimes serious stuff is cool. But don't we all get enough of that elsewhere.
With that said I would stick with my statement 'bout glass houses. One thing to fuck up...another to fuck up while telling others NOT to fuck up.
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11 years ago
Sorry I went on so long, but I have found the discussion interesting.
But I have one more comment -- if you choose to insult another's intelligence, spelling, grammar,etc. you might want to avoid making typos, spelling errors, and grammatical errors IN THE POST where you are insulting another person.
Something 'bout glass houses...
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11 years ago
I've heard good things about Miami but have never been (furthest south I've been is Sarasota). I like to try new places so I'd go there.
Clubber, Papi -- reasonable recommendation?
Don't go to DC! I like DC for many things but not clubbin'
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11 years ago
Sage dude you've been given some sage advice...move on. I actually suspect she detected your attachment. You definitely talked about he in terms more suggestive of a romantic relationship than a business one.
Although I feel some of our fellow pervs are a bit too cynical but you should never view things as more than business. At best, a stripper is like a waitress you meet and sometimes talk to. You're not really friends...you're patronizing her business.
Of course, in the case o' the stripper her business is showing you some sweet sweet vag, lettin' you feel those titties, and possibly a whole lot more. So +1 relative to serving you a burger. OK... more like +100. But at the end of the day she's selling a service.
Just like selling you a burger...but with orgasms in this case.
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11 years ago
Pootie dude...this joke is just a touch one dimensional. Here are some ideas to riff on:
1. The classic...fun with fried chicken and/or cucumbers and strippers. This is the equivalent of "Radar Love" at a Golden Earring concet.
2. Try poking a few specific folks in the eye and see what they do. This dude "23cambyman" is hilareous. He will write typo riddled responses to folks like you criticizing your English. Here is the funny part: the dude doesn't really know English himself! Indeed, he is kind of a moron. But you'll have to start writing posts that resemble English rather than using pure Pootie speak.
3. Describe some fun times "bein' a PIMP". For this you'll need to shift from Pootie speak to some variant of Ebonics. Just add "z" to words randomly. Pay no attention to tenses. Maybe wear a hoodie while you type to put you in the right head space.
4. Go on a vision quest and detail your experiences. Perhaps you could set up a sweat lodge in your bathroom and take large doses of DXM. You'll have a good ol' time!
5. Reveal your true identity. I am of course referring to the fact that you are Kal-el of Krypton but you got your hand on some red kryptonite. Or I suppose you could be Juice.
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11 years ago
Reflection: though I quite miss Juice's anarchic posts I'm growing to like some of the new posters. It is interesting to see the hatred expressed by some. Although I view the discussion board as a virtual locker room where humor is sometimes (well... often) crude and rude it is surprising how often it appears to degenerate into actual mean spiritedness. But where is the line my friends? How much subtext is lost in this medium?
The act of criticizing others is like cutting off one's own finger. But only if you mean it? How many fingers do each of us have? At what point will this self mutilation interfere with our ability to squeeze a pretty girls tit?
Or should those questions be unasked?
Mu
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11 years ago
You think that's bad? Don't walk into a KFC restroom...
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11 years ago
Don't bane da dillies Pootie!!!
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11 years ago
Oh...I should ask 23cambyman not to hijack this thread with his negative jibber jabber. Dude -- I've shared with you my opinion of you contributions to the forum on Dacandyman's thread. I've also shared my hope that you will find enlightenment. To help you find enlightenment I ask you to contemplate the following:
Does a porn star with a pierced taint have Buddah nature?
Mu.
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11 years ago
My GAWD Camby...you're a 'tard!!! And a mean 'tard at that.
Candydude -- and you should note the "n" since "m" vs "n" appears to be the difference between asshole and earnest guy who is being nice to the local assholes -- is just sharing things in his life. I don't know if he's putting on an act or even if he's actually Juice... But I find the guy funny. Take him at face value and laugh along with him!
I also beginning to find Camby (note the "m") more sad than funny. It must feel very small in that head of yours. I know I'm being -- as candydude (note the "n") would say -- mean to you. But really...
What a difference "m" vs "n" makes. Do you feel hollow, sad, and ashamed Camby? You should. And if you did perhaps it would lead you to enlightenment.
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11 years ago
Or perhaps said valet was Juice!
Cue Dougsta...
(Or perhaps candydude is our Juicebro *and* the valet was Juice/candyman...that would be frickin' coo-el)
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11 years ago
Jack my friend, I'm not sure I follow your question. In the scenario you present the 60-something BMW owner is more affluent than the 20-something valet. But "better"? By what criterion?
The important criterion in life is happiness (or happyness if you're in a select cloying Will Smith movie). Different people value different things. Perhaps the valet is happier scraping by financially but feel rich with friends (possibly stripper friends with benefits...). Perhaps he is miserable. Perhaps the affluent gentleman (aka you) is happy partying down with 19-year old strippers in exchange for your moo-lah (when I interact with 19-year old strippers I'm pretty happy!). Perhaps said gentleman is feeling foolish, hollow, and ashamed. A sad shell of a man facing an existential crisis that would have caused Camus to throw off this mortal coil with a bullet to the brain. Only the individuals in question know.
One thought -- perhaps the valet is our new bud: candydude! He's probably early 20s and sounds broke. But he also sounds pretty happy. Nothing like candy, porno, and weed to make life worth livin' my friends! Well, it seems he would dig a BJ from his friend...but he's a very positive guy overall. So my vote in that scenario would be: game, set, and match to candydude. After all it largely seems that he is happy with candy and porno. If only that was all I needed for happiness...
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11 years ago
And if you really are Juicebro...bravo!!! Juice on my brother!
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11 years ago
I don't know if this dude is Juice my bros. But it is some grade A trolling regardless. We've got metrocard doing a sane version of Alucard and this dude doing the whole "candy & porno" thing...pretty cool.
Let's nurture our more entertaining trolls. Juice crew my brothers!
And who knows...maybe dacandy-dude is for real. I kind of like how gawker and Camby slammed him and he came back by wishing that they got a BJ last night. Kind of sweet in a strange way. Keep up the positivity Candydude. I hope you put your dick in your hot friend's mouth last night. Just remember...the candy man can!
Regardless, he has already given me the LOLz by getting Cambytard to criticize his English. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Based upon his posts it would appear that Cambydude's command of the English language is limited at best. And Camby appears to be TRYING to write posts in standard English but he appears to have an 8th grade command of the language (at best!). Camby always manages to entertain without intending to.
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11 years ago
^^^
Or maybe "Master Bates"
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11 years ago
^^^
C'mon tittyfag...that shizzle is just weak. At least play the games correctly if you're going to join us during recess.
I think I like Libyan Prognosticator best. But some coo-el names pervobros!
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11 years ago
Candydude -- that is some KA-ray-ZEE AZZ shizzle you're writin' there. I wasn't aware that doctors treated excessive self pleasuring with the doggy E-collar.
Gives a whole new meaning to "cone of shame"!
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11 years ago
Yeah tumblingdude -- there were a few shows that I *think* I went to. But maybe I got lost on the way and hallucinated the whole thing after dropping some acid, smoking some weed, and taking a hit of nitrous. Fun times, but alas they are behind me.
Stones def a different vibe. Every show unique for the dead. But the last stones show I went to was Bridges to Babylon. Cool show, but not the "hand crafted" jam band vibe. Xtian dude outside was giving out flyers and yelling that we shouldn't go 'cos it was actually "bridges to Satan". I told the crazy fundy that my girlfriend and I spent $120 on our bridge to Satan, so Lucifer himself better dance a jig during "Sympathy for the Devil"
Fuckin' Mick didn't play "Sympathy for the Devil".
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11 years ago
Don't get better than the stones my brother, 'cept possibly the dead.
May be Sir Mick's b-day but my fave stone is Keith. 'Tis amazing that Keith is still with us. I wonder if heroin in really high doses is actually good for you. Perhaps akin to the Babylon 5 universal anti-agapic. Perhaps it has just been that no other famous people have taken as much heroin as Keith has.
Why the fuck hasn't Keith been knighted?
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11 years ago
Bring Player11 to the next party. He'll convert the Baptists into strip club VIPs. He made a cogent argument that is sure to convince any Baptist. Let me see if I can summarize:
1. Sex is better than eating garbage.
2. Rick's Cabaret has groovy T-shirts.
3. ????
4. Strippers are willing to have sex with Playerdude (if he pays them).
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11 years ago
If folks didn't report a mixture of pleasure and shame upon viewing porno it must not have been very good porno.
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11 years ago
Make the suggestion mo-head ;-)
Or we could just FexEx Juice a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and tell him to share whatever wackiness ensues. I hear strippers will do sick shit for that stuff!
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11 years ago
^^^
King Kong I... Groovy! That'll bring back the British empire.
Of course, the reign of King Tampon I may cause a wave of republicanism. What say you LondonDude?
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11 years ago
Good to hear from you Mr. Moose. Hope all is well!